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2MuchMark 03-28-2019 10:09 AM
Kate Upton Weightless in NASA Vomit Comet
 
How is it I never heard of these?


Space babes...

Rochard 03-28-2019 10:35 AM
How could you NOT know about these?

Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.

My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)

crockett 03-28-2019 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22442247)
How could you NOT know about these?

Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.

My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)

You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..

2MuchMark 03-28-2019 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22442247)
How could you NOT know about these?

Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.

My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)
I knew about Kate Upton of course, but never knew she posed in this plane. That's so cool, so nerdy and so sexy at the same time that dammit YES I will have sex with her if she asks. Maybe twice if we can do it in the Vomit Comet.

King Mark 03-28-2019 11:30 AM
Free passes are cute and all, but how would you feel if you walked in to Pierce getting his ass licked by your wife?

Rochard 03-28-2019 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22442250)
You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
Don't need a free pass for threesomes.

CaptainHowdy 03-28-2019 12:01 PM
Glad her breasts didn't burst . . .

bronco67 03-28-2019 12:36 PM
I can't work with those little boy hips. I'll still fuck her because she's beautiful from the waist up, but I'm wishing all that breast meat was shifted to her lower half.

Scott McD 03-28-2019 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22442250)
You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
Correct.

I picked the hottest chick i had ever seen at the shopping mall a couple years back.



I still wait and hope.....

bronco67 03-28-2019 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 22442325)
Correct.

I picked the hottest chick i had ever seen at the shopping mall a couple years back.



I still wait and hope.....
There are hot girls everywhere. I'd fuck the 18 year old hottie who rang up my groceries this morning before Kate Upton.

Paul Markham 03-29-2019 11:34 AM
I've had all my free passes. LOL

RyuLion 03-29-2019 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22442871)
I've had all my free passes. LOL
Yeap, I don't wait either, life is precious! :2 cents:

blackmonsters 03-29-2019 01:26 PM
Wow, she just answered the question I'd had since I was a teen :

Question : Would my nuts explode in zero gravity?


:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 03-29-2019 01:32 PM
https://static.vibe.com/files/articl...compressed.jpg


This one is my fav.

:)

Busty2 03-29-2019 01:51 PM
OMG is that jizz or vomit floating the air ?
 
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vdj6WEHJetk/maxresdefault.jpg

huey 03-29-2019 03:51 PM
Elbows too pointy would not bang.

just a punk 03-30-2019 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22442228)
Kate Upton Weightless in NASA Vomit Comet
Kate what? Get a life already.

2MuchMark 03-30-2019 01:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22443060)
Kate what? Get a life already.
https://media.giphy.com/media/wViS9n0RqN2/giphy.gif

The Porn Nerd 03-31-2019 01:11 PM
All looks photo shopped to me so....FAIL.

CaptainHowdy 03-31-2019 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22443819)
All looks photo shopped to me so....FAIL.
https://spacenews.com/wp-content/upl...paceSI_4x3.jpg

Rochard 04-01-2019 11:52 AM
Kate Upton posted this to her FB this morning saying "Monday, back to work".

Yum.

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...89&oe=5D0A9B00

CurrentlySober 04-01-2019 12:09 PM
i lik2 vomit...

2MuchMark 04-01-2019 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22442905)
My space-jizz has sparkles in it!

Cyber Fucker 04-02-2019 06:37 AM
She still has a mass.

Lichen 04-02-2019 09:12 AM
fat shitpig :2 cents:


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