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Porno Dan 05-21-2019 05:31 PM

Worst Porn Name Ever!
 
I got an email from about a new model that has without a doubt the worst porn name I have seen in 18 years of producing porn, Arya Stark!

Maybe she is a mole of HBO and they want to sue everyone who shoots her so they can own then shut down the entire adult industry, or she could just be naive and new.

Feel free to post the worst name you have seen in porn

Rochard 05-21-2019 05:34 PM

That's Tony Stark's sister.

bronco67 05-21-2019 06:00 PM

Arya Starr. She can thank me for fixing her problem.

She gets to convey her love of GOT and not get sued.

Bladewire 05-21-2019 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22473463)
Arya Starr. She can thank me for fixing her problem.

She gets to convey her love of GOT and not get sued.

Well done :thumbsup

AzteK 05-21-2019 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22473463)
Arya Starr. She can thank me for fixing her problem.

She gets to convey her love of GOT and not get sued.

brilliant :)

bronco67 05-21-2019 06:50 PM

She has to have the Arya haircut or it won't work.

marcop 05-21-2019 08:19 PM

Worst name I ever heard in porn is Spantaneeus Xtasty. She answered one of my LA Weekly ads around 1999-2000 and she was as wacky on the phone as her name implies.

More here: spantaneeus xtasty - iafd.com

davidCRM 05-22-2019 12:50 AM

whew what a relief i thought it's gonna be some guy called Limpy McAids

Cyber Fucker 05-22-2019 03:29 AM

I think it's a nice name. :)

Mediamix 05-22-2019 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidCRM (Post 22473565)
whew what a relief i thought it's gonna be some guy called Limpy McAids

I'm crying 😂😂

beerptrol 05-22-2019 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidCRM (Post 22473565)
whew what a relief i thought it's gonna be some guy called Limpy McAids

or Donnie Long

CurrentlySober 05-22-2019 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 22473512)
Worst name I ever heard in porn is Spantaneeus Xtasty. She answered one of my LA Weekly ads around 1999-2000 and she was as wacky on the phone as her name implies.

More here: spantaneeus xtasty - iafd.com

I vaguely remember her - I think she came on our KSex radio show once.

Grapesoda 05-22-2019 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 22473449)
I got an email from about a new model that has without a doubt the worst porn name I have seen in 18 years of producing porn, Arya Stark!

Maybe she is a mole of HBO and they want to sue everyone who shoots her so they can own then shut down the entire adult industry, or she could just be naive and new.

Feel free to post the worst name you have seen in porn

my stage name is 'dick residue' :2 cents:

escorpio 05-22-2019 06:33 AM

Thomas Bills

CaptainHowdy 05-22-2019 07:28 AM

All pornstar names are beautiful . . .

The Porn Nerd 05-22-2019 10:50 AM

My gay porn name is Apollo Gize.

"Sorry for the small dick man..."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 05-22-2019 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22473864)
My gay porn name is Apollo Gize.

"Sorry for the small dick man..."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

Bladewire 05-22-2019 11:04 AM

Captain Howdy worst porn name & forum poster ever

Google image results for Captain Howdy are creepy as fuck

Note to Captain Howdy: I'm not threatening anyone in this post or breaking forum rules so you can keep your fucking fake warnings you're trying to cook up to yourself.

RyuLion 05-22-2019 11:23 AM

lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 05-22-2019 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22473873)
Captain Howdy worst porn name & forum poster ever

Google image results for Captain Howdy are creepy as fuck

Note to Captain Howdy: I'm not threatening anyone in this post or breaking forum rules so you can keep your fucking fake warnings you're trying to cook up to yourself.

The Exorcist was on the tv while I was registering to GFY at wee hours of the night . . . Its a dumb coincidence (as much as my birth itself is).

seeandsee 05-22-2019 12:53 PM

she can change the end with few bangs

babeterminal 05-22-2019 03:17 PM

a star is born

Porno Dan 05-23-2019 05:08 PM

There was enough blowback that she has changed her name to Alya Stark

InfoGuy 05-23-2019 08:59 PM

By far, the worst is the new porn or cam models who use a stage name that includes the first name of a mainstream actress than goes by L****a Davidovich.

GAMEFINEST 05-23-2019 10:04 PM

not a bad name!

candyflip 05-24-2019 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 22473512)
Worst name I ever heard in porn is Spantaneeus Xtasty. She answered one of my LA Weekly ads around 1999-2000 and she was as wacky on the phone as her name implies.

More here: spantaneeus xtasty - iafd.com

She was a Stern Show regular for a while.

Mary BongaCash 05-30-2019 06:59 AM

Ugh, creepy


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