I think my Tits look FUCKING AWESOME in this rare picture of me... (PIC)
 

https://i.imgur.com/3hG5BVT.jpg

What do yah think? I'm SOOOO Proud... :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

That looks more like a front-butt . . .

Nice try there, with photoshop trying to make you look slim - dident work.

https://i.imgur.com/z2iIdja.jpg

Huge top bollocks :thumbsup:thumbsup

Is that really you?

You ever tried gastric bypass?

MotorboatMotorboatMotorboat!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I bet you smell just awful.

Yeah! What's more it's the furthest I've managed to sit up in bed for about a month ! Huge achievement for me, hence my nurse taking a photo to memorialise it !

But, don't I look thexy though? I'm Gonna get her to take some more glamour shots when she returns tomorrow :thumbsup

I cunt a4d1... :(

But when you are as thexy as me... Why try to change?

Chesticles is wot i call em :thumbsup

To be fair, I cunt get out of bed to use the toilet, hence why I shit myself all the time. As such, the smell of that, covers up any B.O. so I pretty much smell fine :thumbsup

Do y'all think I should work towards releasing a calendar for 2020?

I'm also FULLY NAKED under my bed cover too, if that helps the 'turn on factor' ?

For your health? Quality of life?

I'm not even roasting you here. I like you. Dont go out without a fight bro.

People shit on American healthcare, but they would lapband you up over here to save your life.

I'm not even shitting you man. Don't believe a word this guy. It's like CS and I are fucking twins or something.

would hit

You forgot to post the join link

I’m curious if you got big by eating, genetics or metabolic disorder? If you’re always in bed, the nurse should be giving you bed exercise to do.

My heart breaks for you. Gastric bypass surgery is needed and you should investigate Dr Nowzarden of My 600 Lb Life. No cost for surgery and housing and visits. They do the surgery and then work with you for exercise and diet.

You’re too young to give up. Change is possible but you have to want it. I could tell you more about him and the program but I’m not sure if you are interested.

Many groups online are for fat dating and fat men are wanted. Your boobs are impressive and I’m jealous. I don’t see stretch marks but they’re probably hidden.

What’s your blood pressure? I’m turning your thexy thread into a medical issue. Sorry.

You play a shitty fool on GFY but I’ve seen the intelligence you hide come through. *slap* stop wasting your life on food, pity and acceptance. I’ll step off my soapbox now.

It would sell well. You’re good-looking and keep yourself neat and groomed. Big men sites do very well. You should consider a website for fans of big men. You could work from bed and payments could be uhm made to you easily *. Calendars, dvds, videos, photos for sale and more.

*pm for details.

too big to me true

new niche? people on a diet watch you a take a bath to control eating :Oh crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh they order you delivery and pay to watch you eat.

https://i.imgur.com/QVkWtRk.jpg

i was hooked on that stuff a few years back. hot korean chick dipping raw beef in egg yolks raw! :helpme:helpme:helpme

your long lost asian brother??

I see someone behind you who is it?

bubba long :helpme:helpme

long what, cock?
are you saying he takes it up the ass :winkwink:

his name... that's your fantasy

https://i.imgur.com/w4R8CGP.jpg

Looks like the back of a couch.

After a second look you may be right!

I couldn’t stop laughing at his laughing! And the takeout place needs plastic bowls with covers, not plastic bags. Chinese takeout containers, not styrofoam and plastic wrap.

He eats more in one meal than I eat in a week. His excitement over food is strangely comforting.

That giggling!

COCK or GTFO.

I fucking hope there wasn't! They'd be dead ! Crushed to death in the inch behind me and my beds headboard!!! My bed is on the floor because the support part only handles up to 650 lbs, but of course I weigh more than that and its buckled, so health and safety have put me on the floor atm...

The nurse cropped the photo slightly as she 'said' she didn't think my mountain of medicines was appropriate for a 'Glamour Shot' but I think its just that she feels that the filthy mess that I live in will reflect badly on her as she doesn't really clean up after me anymore, cause I make make too much mess... :(

Sorry, Nurse doesn't have a macro lense for her camera... :( Hopefully get some more shots of me at Smack Dats Garden Party this weekend :thumbsup

I have a hospital bed but the head doesn’t come straight up, it reclines and I can’t sit up to wash and eat.

I asked for a new bed that goes all the way up straight. Instead they spent five thousand dollars on a bed for fat folks. I’m under two hundred pounds and have never broken a bed, yet they got me this one. Queen-sized with metal frame and auto head and foot riser. Comfy with an air pad overlay on the mattress as my skin has broken down badly on my right hip.

If you qualify for medical aid or the UK equivalent of SSDI, they’ll supply one at no cost. In a fire the bed can be rolled out for your safety. Otherwise, you’d need help getting up and out fast. Your doctor can request one for you as a medical necessity. Safety in a fire or flood or medical emergency. Lifting you up off the floor to get you into an ambulance will require many men and in an emergency, that might not have possible. If they can wheel your bed out, then you can get into the ambulance easier and faster.

You can grab the headboard to assist with rolling over, sitting up and more. Call your doctor and push the fire safety aspect. Easier for ambulance medics, firemen who assist and your health. You’ll sit up and use muscles and it will help your nurse.

The railings help turn over and other things.

Don’t wait. Off my soapbox for tonight. Time to sleep.

Call or I’ll haunt you!

hunkidory :thumbsup

Pretty sad that you have bigger tits than my wife. oh well - beggars can't be choosers.