Can you think of a better slogan to help me win a years worth of free lube?
 

I've ended up with an entry form for a contest in the UK from a lube company. Complete the following slogan in 10 words or less: I like EZ lube because... (EZ Lube is not the real name)

I've come up with: I like EZ lube because... "Gayness in the Anus, without lube may cause you painus" Exactly 10 words... + it also rhymes...

Its a physical competition (Not Online) so I have to fill out a piece of paper and send it off. So I only get one go... Before I do... Can you think of a better one?

My second choice of: I like EZ lube because... "I'm a fucking pervert' doesn't seem to have a winning ring to it... :(

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I like EZ lube because... when it's dry & stiff EZlube gets it in quick.

Slight variation

I like EZ lube because... when it's dry & stiff it gets it in quick.

Slight variation

I like EZ lube because... when it's stiff EZ lube gets it in quick.

Glide like a mother fucker with EZ lube

Don't be a dick, lube your stick, with EZ Lube

EZ Lube the lubricant for DICK's

KY jelly, the Slip & Slide for dicks