Have you ever taken such a really big, solid turd that...
 

You actually thought to yourself 'Hmmm... This must feel what it's like to be gay?'

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Half way through, as it was coming out that is...

I'm not suggesting that all gay people take 'really big solid turds' :)

That of course is the gateway to homosexuality . . .

Only gay people have anal sex?

We have to introduce you to some new women!

Trust me, one is pleasure and one is pain I’m not going to explain which is which!

if the poop is hard enough , then yes.

Six weeks on my back and using strong pain killers when I broke my leg. My first turd was a bowling ball.

It was nothing like sex I can assure you!..

Yeah, Morphine binds you up and produces rock hard bowling balls. Passing through takes a while and the pain is worse than your injury.

I would think that if I was gay.