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pimpmaster9000 11-05-2019 10:14 AM

thank you klen :)
 
I am pimpmaster9000 now...it was inevitable...everything I touch turns in to a stripper and makes me money :2 cents: I could recruit a girl if I was marooned alone on a deserted island :2 cents: real talk: I am the single biggest recruiter in my country where it is almost impossible to recruit :2 cents: real talk: I lived with strippers in my studio like my idol hugh hefner, it sucked, but I earned the bragging rights, also hugh had one crew, I had 3 shifts...strippers came in shifts to make me money...at this point in time I earned the 9000 level...I guess the only thing left is to have women making me money on multiple continents at the same time...I have been pimping for almost a decade now...senior pimp = confirmed...


here is a chart of the money flow

custie ----> stripper -----> me :pimp


here is the flow of money for normal people:

normal person ------> woman------>shoes



perhaps I will make a udemy course one day...

King Mark 11-05-2019 10:16 AM

Wrong section, nerd

dyna mo 11-05-2019 10:17 AM

I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

astronaut x 11-05-2019 10:19 AM

As I said in another thread....your new nic is gayer then the last one. Now you sound like a dildo. Like serouisly, your nic sounds like it gets shoved up twats and buttholes.

astronaut x 11-05-2019 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22555754)
I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

Dayum....lol!!! Booya!!

escorpio 11-05-2019 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22555754)
I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

What is wrong with tracksuit? Is real Adidas, my friend. In my country is very cool.

https://thegentryman.files.wordpress.../hqdefault.jpg

pimpmaster9000 11-05-2019 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22555754)
I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

stripy adidas is manly as fuck...does not look good on girly men so low testosterone regions will wear things like a man purse and have hairstyles...like girls...also gay parades..men are above fashion and do not give a shit about that gay crap...big balls dudes wear what is most comfortable for their balls...hairstyles and fashion are for girls...

Quote:

Originally Posted by asstronaut x (Post 22555754)
sounds like it gets shoved up twats and buttholes.

it does...those are my favorite things to impale...

OneHungLo 11-05-2019 10:58 AM

I ain't gonna lie I like this new name. I probably would have went with pimpmaster5000 instead, but none the less.. this is good.

escorpio 11-05-2019 11:07 AM

I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

crockett 11-05-2019 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22555797)
I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

adultinnovation 11-05-2019 11:18 AM

3000 sounds better

pimpmaster9000 11-05-2019 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22555797)
I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

9000 is the max possible level...9001 is unobtainable :2 cents:

ghjghj 11-05-2019 11:33 AM

https://i.imgur.com/IV2zZT9.jpg

wehateporn 11-05-2019 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22555797)
I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

And a He-Man profile pic?


huey 11-05-2019 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22555788)
stripy adidas is manly as fuck...does not look good on girly men so low testosterone regions will wear things like a man purse and have hairstyles...like girls...also gay parades..men are above fashion and do not give a shit about that gay crap...big balls dudes wear what is most comfortable for their balls...hairstyles and fashion are for girls...



it does...those are my favorite things to impale...

If your wearing a fresh pair of white Stan Smith's with your track suit you are a true pimp.

dyna mo 11-05-2019 12:08 PM

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013...65_196x605.jpg

Klen 11-05-2019 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 22555752)
Wrong section, nerd

Yep, moved to main section.

And also:

Smack dat 11-05-2019 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22555748)
I am pimpmaster9000 now...it was inevitable...everything I touch turns in to a stripper and makes me money :2 cents: I could recruit a girl if I was marooned alone on a deserted island :2 cents: real talk: I am the single biggest recruiter in my country where it is almost impossible to recruit :2 cents: real talk: I lived with strippers in my studio like my idol hugh hefner, it sucked, but I earned the bragging rights, also hugh had one crew, I had 3 shifts...strippers came in shifts to make me money...at this point in time I earned the 9000 level...I guess the only thing left is to have women making me money on multiple continents at the same time...I have been pimping for almost a decade now...senior pimp = confirmed...


here is a chart of the money flow

custie ----> stripper -----> me :pimp


here is the flow of money for normal people:

normal person ------> woman------>shoes



perhaps I will make a udemy course one day...

This quite honestly is the single greatest thread ever posted on teh GFY. No bullshit.

CaptainHowdy 11-05-2019 05:46 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

Rochard 11-05-2019 06:01 PM

#winning

https://dstormer6em3i4km.onion.link/...7926837495.jpg

sarettah 11-05-2019 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22555804)
9000 is the max possible level...9001 is unobtainable :2 cents:

Change the number of bytes you are using, damn, this isn't 1990, ya know? Nowadays you should be able to go to like pimpmaster1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000 without issue.

.

sarettah 11-05-2019 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22556086)
This quite honestly is the single greatest thread ever posted on teh GFY. No bullshit.

You are so easily impressed.

.

CaptainHowdy 11-05-2019 06:52 PM

I see that I'm not a demi-mod anymore. Thanks.

Klen 11-05-2019 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22556161)
I see that I'm not a demi-mod anymore. Thanks.

You welcome :upsidedow

Kittens 11-05-2019 11:06 PM

This post is almost as lame as your new nick.

Grapesoda 11-06-2019 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22555748)
I am pimpmaster9000 now...it was inevitable...everything I touch turns in to a stripper and makes me money :2 cents: I could recruit a girl if I was marooned alone on a deserted island :2 cents: real talk: I am the single biggest recruiter in my country where it is almost impossible to recruit :2 cents: real talk: I lived with strippers in my studio like my idol hugh hefner, it sucked, but I earned the bragging rights, also hugh had one crew, I had 3 shifts...strippers came in shifts to make me money...at this point in time I earned the 9000 level...I guess the only thing left is to have women making me money on multiple continents at the same time...I have been pimping for almost a decade now...senior pimp = confirmed...


here is a chart of the money flow

custie ----> stripper -----> me :pimp

i
here is the flow of money for normal people:

normal person ------> woman------>shoes



perhaps I will make a udemy course one day...

if you think about pussy you'll always be broke, if you think about money you'll always have pussy. BTW I'm not the kinda guy to take money off women... I view that as very low ethics

Grapesoda 11-06-2019 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22555797)
I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

I was thinking bronco68 myself.... just 1 better, you know? lol!!

pimpmaster9000 11-06-2019 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22556570)
if you think about pussy you'll always be broke, if you think about money you'll always have pussy.

and if women make you money by doing tricks you will always have both...




Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22556570)
BTW I'm not the kinda guy to take money off women... I view that as very low ethics


I have fat fat envelopes full of stripper money that is the only cash I use...I make the bulk of my money with software development and trading but the stripper money is the money I like to spend the most and it is the only cash I ever touch...it is blessed pimp money :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22556570)
This post is almost as lame as your new nick.

it is factual reality...I am level 9000...

Grapesoda 11-06-2019 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22556635)
and if women make you money by doing tricks you will always have both... The worst part or content production was people like you coming to my house $.02







I have fat fat envelopes full of stripper money that is the only cash I use...I make the bulk of my money with software development and trading but the stripper money is the money I like to spend the most and it is the only cash I ever touch...it is blessed pimp money :1orglaugh




it is factual reality...I am level 9000...

Low ethics is not funny to me I don't look up to you at all nor do I want what you have

pimpmaster9000 11-06-2019 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22556662)
Low ethics is not funny to me I don't look up to you at all nor do I want what you have

what low ethics? I provide women with a space to show their pussy for money in exchange for a commission...they think I am the best thing since sliced bread and I took almost all of them off the street from hooking...the rest of them are grateful to have such a cool fucking boss and easy money...I am not exaggerating when I say that I am too good for them...but I am a generous pimp :pimp

CaptainHowdy 11-06-2019 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klen (Post 22556162)
You welcome :upsidedow

:1orglaugh . . . Bring back the option to edit the post ?

escorpio 11-06-2019 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22556571)
I was thinking bronco68 myself.... just 1 better, you know? lol!!

You think you got what it takes, bro?

https://www.oakleyforum.com/attachme...b76-jpg.64397/

blackmonsters 11-06-2019 07:11 PM

This thread delivered.

:2 cents:

ghjghj 11-07-2019 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22556907)
You think you got what it takes, bro?

https://www.oakleyforum.com/attachme...b76-jpg.64397/

This explains a great deal

babeterminal 11-07-2019 03:54 AM

i will buy two

Brian mike 11-07-2019 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22556665)
what low ethics? I provide women with a space to show their pussy for money in exchange for a commission...they think I am the best thing since sliced bread and I took almost all of them off the street from hooking...the rest of them are grateful to have such a cool fucking boss and easy money...I am not exaggerating when I say that I am too good for them...but I am a generous pimp :pimp

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Grapesoda 11-07-2019 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22556907)
You think you got what it takes, bro?

https://www.oakleyforum.com/attachme...b76-jpg.64397/

Step back!!!!

NatalieK 11-08-2019 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22555804)
9000 is the max possible level...9001 is unobtainable :2 cents:

I think, in this circumstance, less is more...


007, 999, or 101, maybe 404 or 401


all these have more ring... personally pimpmaster101 sounds good :2 cents:


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