Anyone from Google here?
 

PM me and give me all the secrets and plans for future updates.

I can pay you in kindness and compliments.

They already did this, there was a large document leaked by an employee a couple years ago that included every single ranking criteria for manual reviewers. As for the future, you’re fucked.

I remember when XXXJay got his hands on Goog's secret algo back in the day. It was just one single pic, I'm trying to find but it was so long ago...

here are some memes to hold you over...

https://www.icoastalnet.com/blog/wp-...9/seojokes.jpg

you've already been told the truth about the future, here is the real answer for 90% of folks... Just Build Shrines and Start Praying :1orglaugh

:party-smi


https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=...AAAAAdAAAAABAJ


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7d_pLA2Cu0o/hqdefault.jpg


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pr...kUJ-7AMlaIB-jH


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pr...KgX1rJURsGH6r0


https://www.mememaker.net/api/bucket...ssroom-118.png



(here is the real answer, also been given already)

https://i.imgflip.com/swadx.jpg








also those of you still in the bi$ it has been nice, and is pretty much guaranteed my rankings are gonna crash off a cliff after making SEO jokes :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://pics.ballmemes.com/pray-for-...wn-4301324.png


"Have Luck All" :thumbsup

Bump for Google.

I spend most of my day working to make Google happy and I get barely enough to live on in return - That sounds like a job to me, so yes I work for Google...

Google. sorry to say but...
Our algorithms will always be secret and never known... can't even be found.
Even the so called pro SEO masters will fail at trying to figure us out. It's a game and we're winning :)
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I'm from Google. Our plan is to show visitors paid results on the first 10 pages. Of course, if you keep creating unique and quality content, your links will appear immediately below the paid results.

If you think the Google game is fun, try getting on a Spotify editorial playlist.