It's time for me to settle down and start a family!
 

According to this article, of all US states Utah has the most virgins per capita https://www.dailydot.com/irl/okcupid-data-utah-virgins/

I am moving to Provo, close to BYU in early June.

Wish me luck!

When I was younger and would ride out to Sturgis, SD, we discovered a bar in Evanston, WY called the Legal Tender that was quite popular with the Mormon girls about an hour away in Salt Lake. We called it Tender Vittles.

It became an annual stop.

There is still a restaurant there of that name.

Thanks for the tip but I quit boozing 5 months ago.

That's okay, just offer the Mormon girls sugar & caffeine and it's Osmond City (and you're the Mayor)!

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Virgins are very over-rated...

Looks like quitting drinking cold-turkey isn't giving you the best life advice . . .

The post cherry-poppin' drama ain't worth it :2 cents: . . .

Yeah. I think it grew from a Best Western (or something like that) with a lounge to a fairly large unit. I drove through Evanston a few years ago; it has grown a lot. They even have a brewery now.

https://craftbeerguy.com/wp-content/...thers_0053.jpg

I have a fetish for clean cut guys in white shirts and ties - aka Mormons - GFY ROAD TRIP!..

I didn't quit cold turkey. Over the last year I got down to drinking once a month, then finally quit altogether before the new year/decade.

I haven't had sex in 6 months now, so I now consider myself a born-again virgin :winkwink:

I'll find out for myself and report back.

The guy at 33:58 was excommunicated to please people like you.

Utah has some hotties

Keep in mind you would probably need to convert to mormonism to make that work lol

god bless you sir

Free Porn Yay!..

If I was a betting man, I would bet half of those "virgins" took it in the ass since "The Lord said anal doesn't count".

Apparently, It’s called the “poophole loophole”.

keepin an eye on this thread

It's looking great so far!

Count me in! San Diego girls don't wanna settle down..I do!

Mass exodus from Cali to surrounding states. Look what I did!

I'm reluctant to publicly agree until I find my lady, but this is so true.

My father is Mormon, mother is Catholic and this is ironically why my parents divorced. My father is a world-class deadbeat dad, owing the third-highest amount of child support in Louisiana.

https://mormongirlz.com/

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Virgin guys or girls?

I guess both.

https://i.redd.it/y7bb8ao3syi61.png

I was 30 when I got married, 32 when we had our first and only kid. No complaints at all.

This thread is full of yes signals

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In my country you can find virgins only under 16yo. Good luck

And if virgins are over 16 yo, they are frankly not very good looking... :(

PM me, Venus! All the ass-clowns on GFY will tell you I'm a virgin too!

I am having zero luck in the Big City so I am moving east. WAY east to eastern europe. Hoping to find a young* pretty wife there.


* "Young" in eastern europe, for me, is 25-30. Old ladies over there but still hot in my book.

I don't fuck virgins; because they haven't learned how to fuck yet.

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How many baby momma's you got?

Only 1

Yo mamma!

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Not really into gypsies but an interesting watch thanks!

Funny thing is, you see the 19 year olds, who are already American-like chubby, next to their babushka grannies and it's like before/after. LOL No thanks!!

(Non-gypsy Bulgarians however are stunningly gorgeous.)

Please.

My father is the only man my mother has been with still to this day. My siblings and I are the closest beings to immaculate conception here on Earth.

So, no woman desires your genetics for their child? Shocking.

Hire this attorney to draft up your prenup with a weight gain clause.

Cool story bro.
Every brother in town busted a nut in that ho.

:1orglaugh

My mother is a saint. Where I'm from dudes have lost their lives for less than that. Apologize now and I may not rock you in the mouth if I ever see you.

Death threat reported.

:2 cents:

At least you read that correctly. :2 cents:

Remember, the mods won't be able to help you if I ever see you, punk bitch.

and I'm not hiding behind an anonymous handle like you, you coward.

Don't let your internet ego write checks your ass can't cash, pussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2KC...e_empath-Topic



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Maybe the high % has to do with LDS beliefs in that part of the country?

It absolutely does have to do with LDS. Mormonism is like Islam for white people. The women are raised to be wives and boasts the nation's lowest rates of single motherhood and divorce.

Current Utah law sets a limit of 4.0 percent alcohol by weight (5% ABV) in beer sold at grocery and convenience stores and at establishments operating under a "beer only" type license, such as taverns, beer bars and some restaurants.[5] Beer over 4.0 percent by weight (5% ABV) is available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies and at clubs and restaurants licensed to sell liquor.[2][5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_laws_of_Utah

Utah gambling is nonresistant, as it is one of only two states in the country without any forms of gambling. There is no state lottery. Charities cannot even hold bingo games or raffles. Indian tribes in Utah are not able to offer any forms of gambling because none are legal at the state level and no governor has agreed to create a gaming compact.

There are, however, plenty of establishments that will hold events called “casino parties”. These are establishments that provide all of the games found in a casino, but without any real money being wagered. Everything used is for fun and free, like playing poker or blackjack on social gaming sites. You can find some top Utah casino party establishments below.

https://www.onlineunitedstatescasino...utah-gambling/

https://i.imgur.com/dDa5IAh.png

^ If he doesn't report you his butt buddy who follows him around begging to suck his dick, will.