International joke day
 

i hope i told that shit right :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What's the difference between a cat and a frog? a cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day.

I am the living embodiment of an international joke... :(

a north korean joke


if i don't laugh i will fucking kill you. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Alcohol is good for health! Millions of men can not be wrong. But sometimes during the weekends I drink some water - to surprise my liver... :stoned

sure whatever helps... vodka is not water :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No. But it has Vodkalites.

and anyway. Don't drink the water. Fish fuck in it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger...
then it hit me.

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