Have you ever jerked off, came, and...
 

Pushed your spunk up your bottom, so you can watch and feel it drip out and pretend that you are gay?

Asking for a friend...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh No

No, but I once scissored with a girl to pretend I was a lesbian.

wtf

how do you even get an idea like that

opening this thread was a mistake. I need something to forgot about it completely, ASAP.. :S :D

Best thread ever!

We tire of your retard personna.

I mean, hats off to the Kaufmanesque dedication in all.. but how about changing frequencies now..?

Unless this is your last little outlet to wiggle those fat toes of yours freely..

What say it fat man.. this is your one life after all.. and no faggy little video game is gonna distract that fat shit slinging ass of yours away from finally bending the knee.

Indulge us

Give yourself the std you never knew you had.

My first wife loved anal sex which gave her great orgasms. Thinking that male and female asses were similar, I asked a friend of mine to sodomize me to discover anal pleasure but the experience was ruined by hemorroids... :helpme

Hemorroids are grand party poopers (Philip Larkin) . . .

To funny. I have "heard" there are videos with guys shoving their own cocks up their asses. Mine is a little too small to do that. Or to suck my own. Maybe I will take up yoga.

one of my clients can do that. super thin dude with a long dick and very flexible

it is funny as fuck (he doesn't mind that I laugh hysterically when he does it for me) but actually quite erotic to watch. oddly hot is the best kind of hot sometimes. he also has excellent technique


:1orglaugh

Ten bucks and she has much better teeth than I do . . .

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I was never here.

I think it's your toque and beard? :2 cents:

Auto BJ can make up for loneliness ... :stoned

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Not that easy ... :stoned
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