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baddog 11-10-2020 11:48 AM

we have a celeb among us
 
https://www.bicycling.com/culture/a3...-richard-buss/

Grapesoda 11-10-2020 11:50 AM

pretty cool, you go r :banana

Ferus 11-10-2020 12:00 PM

Why do you keep googleing his name?

baddog 11-10-2020 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22769981)
Why do you keep googleing his name?

Why the fuck would you think I do that? Stop making assumptions, they only make you look dumb.

RyuLion 11-10-2020 12:10 PM

Congratz to him!!

OneHungLo 11-10-2020 12:15 PM

They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

Ferus 11-10-2020 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22769984)
Why the fuck would you think I do that

Why? Because you act like a fucking stalker

CaptainHowdy 11-10-2020 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22769991)
They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

CurrentlySober 11-10-2020 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22769991)
They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

Actually, that's the first sentence of the article...

Quote:

I am a 52- year-old United States Marine who got lazy about his weight...

shake 11-10-2020 12:26 PM

I love cycling too. Prefer off road myself though.

sarettah 11-10-2020 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22769991)
They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.


Opening sentence:

Quote:

I am a 52- year-old United States Marine who got lazy about his weight while climbing up the corporate ladder,
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OneHungLo 11-10-2020 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22770013)
Opening sentence:



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I know guys...I guess I should have put an /s on that. :winkwink:

Colmike9 11-10-2020 02:04 PM

I went from 250 to 180 in about a year, but I didn't write an article about it.

Ferus 11-10-2020 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 22770083)
I went from 250 to 180 in about a year, but I didn't write an article about it.

If you were going to write an article about it, would you start by telling everyone that you were a Marine? or worked at Playboy?

Colmike9 11-10-2020 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22770090)
If you were going to write an article about it, would you start by telling everyone that you were a Marine? or worked at Playboy?

Wow, that adds so much value to this article, I might read it now... :upsidedow

Nah, I'd just start with "Hi, I'm Mike" and that's probably it.

OneHungLo 11-10-2020 02:19 PM

What are the odds that roctard has this framed and hanging somewhere in his house?

Ferus 11-10-2020 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22770096)
What are the odds that roctard has this framed and hanging somewhere in his house?

:1orglaugh reasonable

But then again, he seems happy with his life and that is all that matter. He ain't hurting anyone (Except baddogs feelings)

RyuLion 11-10-2020 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22769991)
They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

It does say that so you probably didn't bother to stroll down and read it complete it..:2 cents:

sarettah 11-10-2020 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22770018)
I know guys...I guess I should have put an /s on that. :winkwink:

Or work on you sarcasm a bit more. Maybe something like "Wow, I didn't know Rochard was in the Marines."

;p

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baddog 11-10-2020 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22770214)
Or work on you sarcasm a bit more. Maybe something like "Wow, I didn't know Rochard was in the Marines."

;p

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No mention of a Mustang or truck though; just "car."

Spunky 11-10-2020 11:17 PM

Inspiration for all us fat asses .good on him :thumbsup

Matyko 11-11-2020 01:21 AM

Nice!
Haters can GFY :pimp

8pt-buck 11-11-2020 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22769969)

I just purchased a Diamond back Release 29 1 -- and also have a 2011 Orbea Onix.

Congrats Rochard.. Keep up the good work! - Do you do mountain biking too or strictly road bike ? --

I use this one strictly for the snow or muddy conditions down the canal -

This mountain bike is a Mongoose Roost - Was orig sold at Sams Club as a specialty bike and now it's impossible to find. Anyone knows where to find a Roost, and it has to be a Roost 27.5+ 2.8 fat tire.. let me know because I need the back rim.

This is me on the road with the Roost just as it's beginning to snow.
Year round cycling is where it's at.



Here is my Orbea Onix

https://i.imgur.com/CK41zDA.jpg

Ferus 11-11-2020 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 8pt-buck (Post 22770501)


Here is my Orbea Onix

https://i.imgur.com/CK41zDA.jpg


Nice ride. Not my type but nice ride anyway

ilnjscb 11-11-2020 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 22770083)
I went from 250 to 180 in about a year, but I didn't write an article about it.

Can do:

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Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<

sarettah 11-11-2020 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22770690)
Can do:

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Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Ferus 11-11-2020 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22770690)
Can do:

>>
Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<


Spot on :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 11-11-2020 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22769969)

so what - you write about every time someone gives you a free beer

Zuzana Designs 11-11-2020 03:00 PM

Very cool and nice work Rochard :)

baddog 11-11-2020 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22770690)
Can do:

>>
Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<

I feel a screenplay coming; with a built in sequel.

baddog 11-11-2020 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 22770787)
so what - you write about every time someone gives you a free beer

They are happy if I take a photo of it.

MaDalton 11-11-2020 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22770815)
They are happy if I take a photo of it.

I congratulate you for making them believe it makes a difference

Tasty1 11-11-2020 08:17 PM

Damn, that snow. I remember riding to school 30 kilometers every day in summer and winter. And delivering newspapers early in the morning. And just on a `grandma bike`.
Never again.

https://www.fietsenopfietsen.nl/medi...Omafiets_1.jpg

Great he was in the marines and therefor living in a bunker now.

Well done, always better to be in shape.

EddyTheDog 11-11-2020 09:12 PM

Another few months and I am thinking of swimming - Cycling would not work for me - At first at least...

baddog 11-11-2020 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 22770932)
I congratulate you for making them believe it makes a difference

Trust me, if they didn't find value in it, they wouldn't go through the expense of sending it to me, or sending me to it.

I didn't have to convince them of a thing.

sonofsam 11-11-2020 11:54 PM

Why are you hating on rochard? Guy seems to be enjoying his life and has a loving wife.

You want me to whip up a quick article about how you're a 70+ year old loser, failed webmaster, failed every business venture and now spend your days looking for roommates on facebook to cover the 1000 dollar mortgage (probably remortgaged 3 times) on your shit house?

Now you spend your days being condescending on a adult webmaster board to supplement your lack of social life when you can't be a parasite and attend "beer tasting" events as if you're running a viable business with your blog.. but we all know the real reason you have that thing.. so you can get invited to be around people since you're a loser

The only thing that has changed is that instead of taking creepy selfies with girls 1/5th your age, you're taking pictures of shitty craft beer


Let me know if you want me to make any tweaks before I submit this press release to all the news sites

Evil Chris 11-12-2020 01:10 PM

Congrats on that article Rochard, and the fitness regime you're dedicated to. Good job!


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