Well that's some shitty shit
 

I found my website was reviewed on one of those "review" sites and he had some shitty things to say. Things like....

"site is a lot of shit and doesn’t offer what they claim"

"I’m not sure how much it costs, but if it is anything other than free, you’re wasting your time. "

"I wouldn’t trust this site with a 10ft barge pole, and I certainly wouldn’t be using the service to get off"

"This site is a scam, but then, aren’t they all?"

Isn't that kind of fucked up?

Depends on the site. Show us so we can judge it on facts, rather than your feelings

phone sex kingdom

He had good things to say too, but they did not outweigh the shitty things.

depends on how big is your pile of shit?

I mean if we're talking real shit, it's high. I live on a farm.

Not sure what shit he's talking about or why he would be so mean.

Cant blame him. the site looks like a leftover from 2005 and nobody will believe that the girls they call are those portrayed in the pictures. So I would say he is right in 90% of his claims at least.

The customer is always right, so if you want to grow your company or websites, you need to adapt to a more customer centric approach

This is NOT a customer this is a fucking website review from a porn site owner who admittedly never used the service but encouraged anyone reading his very popular site NOT to do business with me!

Also, if you believe guys calling care about the girl in the photo, you are very wrong.

My review of this thread...

At least your bait is always the same.

Looks like you dont understand what a review is.... Cant make you understand how things work today, if you just want me to confirm your opinion.

You're right. I don't see why you would give an unsolicited review of a company that you've never done business with, just to talk shit about them on your website.

You're right, I don't understand why people would do that. What's the benefit to them?

It's a review site, just like thousands of other review sites, where the webmaster review other products and sites... and here is a shocker for you; there are still sites that review things, without getting paid for it or have a prior engagement with the site-owner... its called "honest real world reviews based on personal opinion"

Maybe you should focus more on your shit site, rather than be mad about people calling it what it is

You can't give an honest review of a service you've never used.

No matter the deal....does anyone know the steps I need to take to get it removed from his website? Apart from just asking him as soon as I can find his skype name.

And you know that how?

Wait... "phone sex kingdom"? that name rings a bell. Arent you that dude that have been ridiculed for years about your fantacy numbers and income? or was that "phone sex king"?

Because he said he never used the service.

And to your next post. No, I'm not a dude.

I'm an actual girl.

I've got a pretty good idea of the review site you are referring to. He wrote a really shitty review of my sites as well with no justification. If it weren't for the traffic I get from it and the backlink, I would fuck with him a little just for shits and grins. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah, that's how I found it in my backlinks or whatever I was researching last night. I was perplexed by how someone can get away with writing a shitty review of something they've never purchased or experienced. Seems fucked up to me. But I have a moral compass and would never try and make my business better by shitting on other businesses and encouraging surfers not to use that service. That's just mean.

Every review is an opportunity to improve yourself or your business. Sometimes reviews hurt, even if they aren't from somebody you've done business with.

I would take a look at the review, see if he is right about anything and whether or not you should make some changes. If you don't think so, okay. If you do, take the learning lesson and make some tweaks.

Outside of that, take the free link and don't let it ruin your day. One bad review will not kill you if you are a quality service.

Look at it this way: there IS no "bad publicity". (Swap 'publicity' for 'traffic'.)

Reviewers give their opinion. It's allowed in a free speech soceity like ours. You can say "I hate Pepsi and no one should ever drink it!" without ever tasting it. Oh well, freedom woohoo!

Re-design your site, make it responsive. Add HD pictures. Update whatever you can. Then contact the reviewer or review site (politely) and ask them to re-review your site. Tell them you read the original review, took their advice, and now would like them to see it again.

Then move on with growing your business. :)

This is the entire review I think.

Where are they based?

If in the US you probably don't stand a chance UK has some of the strictest libel laws in the world.

If they're based in SEA just pay off some heavies.

Truth hurts

The review bothers me because he's trying to deter people from using my service by making them believe that I can't be trusted.

When you start to point out that a business can't be trusted with no real basis for that claim, when does that become slander?

But those sales sure don't =)

So let's say I drive by a restaurant. I don't go in....I just peek from the outside. they arent' selling the restaurant, what they are selling happens INSIDE the restaurant.

Now if I never stepped foot in the restaurant or ate the food there, can I really give an good review of the food from the outside of the building?

And what if my review of the outside says....there is definitely poison inside. The food they use is not really cow meat, it's horses and dogs. When might that become slander?

Are you using pornstars to bait people in when they actually don't work for your service? That seems like a legit gripe. Of course if these pornstars do work for you I would reach out and let them know.

I'm not a lawyer - nor, I think, is anybody else who answered so far. Maybe, there's some jurisdiction somewhere in the democratic world which would give you a shot. But I doubt it.

Not only is the review an opinion piece by definition, the author explicitly admits that he hasn't paid to join your site. So he's flagging everything he says as opinion himself. Maybe it's a crappy opinion - maybe, it's not. But doubt you can make him do anything to change it.

If he said "this looks like a card-banging scam site" = opinion. If he said, "stay away - this site is run by card-banging scammers" = time to talk to a lawyer.

At the end of the day, it's just a link. The best way to get rid of bad rep in search engines is to drown it in good rep. If you think you're running a good service, and this site's review is unfair, hit up some of the biggest name review sites out there, give the reviewer some free credits and if your site deserves good rep, you'll soon have it. And the bad review will be snuffed out fast.

You've bought some products you really liked from Amazon before, right? Did you ever see anything you bought with more than 50 reviews not have a few 1's and 2's saying this is the biggest piece of crap I ever bought?

I understand the points you are making but yes a person could do a review of a resturaunt they never ate in. They could LIE and say they DID eat there OR they could say they didn't. Neither eliminates their right to say whatever they want.

Now "slander" is a legal definition and if it really bothers you you could always contact a lawyer. But we all know it wouldn't be worth the time, money or effort.

TIP: Copy the part where he says he didn't call any of the girls and highlight that on your site, or a section of your site for reviews. People will understand the point you are making about not using the service so he couldn't fairly judge, etc.

But really, I gave you the moves to make (contacting them). If you don't want to, no problem. But realize you are just blowing off steam then. :)

PS: I have gotten tons and tons of shitty reviews about my older designs, amateurs, network, every damn thing. Still here, cha-ching! Let it go. :)

Come on, it's phone sex.

I did email him, hopefully, he takes it down. Oddly I just had a conversation with him a few weeks back on skype cause I was considering advertising on his site, now I can't remember his dang skype. I had no idea he already wrote a shitty review or I would have berated him in our conversation.

Grrrrrrrrr! =)

So that makes it OK to lie about it, because you think they should already be aware its a lie? what a fucked up mentality you have

He had good things to say after all of that? :1orglaugh

We provide a fantasy, technically it's all lies =)

Take a look at this one:

https://www.mrporngeek.com/review/voyeurmonkey/

Really, who's the cunt?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's a pretty harsh review, lol.

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Guess I'll take mine over yours lol

Ruff is the happiest guy I know.
Especially after this:

https://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-a...7209-leaf.html

:thumbsup

Is a competitor :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He is on the GFY.

:winkwink:

https://gfy.com/members/blindcat/ :) . . .

Yeah, of course he is. Who fucking cares?

Welcome back buddy @Relic Long time no talk :pimp

Danny, Mr Porn Geek's Headmaster, took care of it . . .

it sounds like the guy doesn't understand phone sex occurs over the phone. he's probably never even had phone sex except with his mom. i'd give him some free tokens and change his mind.

i'd also add some line like "models listed on the site are for example purposes. this isn't Russian webcams, its an erotic phone experience. call to find out who's live right now". the review doesn't believe the models shown on your site are on the other end of the line. that was his only argument. he needs to realize that doesn't matter. its a phone business not a web business.

:2 cents:

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You can't really control whether some random blogger wants to write shit about your website, lots of these guys trying to throw up reviews for every site on earth to try and get some SE traffic.

Best you can do is try and control your brand rankings with multiple sites and make sure you outrank him for your brand as well as "is a scam", "is legit", etc...

You admit lying and at the same time you complain that he wrote a "bad" review?? :1orglaugh

So where exactly is he wrong with his claims??? I believe that all shitty porn sites that lie and rip off their customers should be treated exactly this way because they damage the business of honest site operators and content producers. :2 cents:

I agree with the part about shitty porn sites that damage the business of honest site operators. You know what I mean?