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MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-17-2020 07:32 PM

I appreciate all of my xmas gifts...however
 
You ever get gifts from companies you do business with? I usually get a few packages a year from companies.

One company has sent packages for the past 5 years.

This year, my bill with that company was bigger than ever....but my package was the smallest it's ever been.

Is that insulting or no? :disgust

The Porn Nerd 12-17-2020 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22791093)

This year, my bill with that company was bigger than ever....but my package was the smallest it's ever been.

Well you need a new man then hon if he's getting fatter and his "package" is getting smaller.
Time to dump this Bill guy.

:pimp

Mr Pheer 12-17-2020 10:10 PM

Used to get cool gifts every year. Custom engraved ipods, a bucket of lobsters, headphones, backpacks, a 21yr old bottle of Scotch (I don't even drink) hard drives, Amazon cards, etc.

Last year I got a nice Christmas card. This year at least I'm still alive. Next year... ???

RyuLion 12-17-2020 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22791164)
Used to get cool gifts every year. Custom engraved ipods, a bucket of lobsters, headphones, backpacks, a 21yr old bottle of Scotch (I don't even drink) hard drives, Amazon cards, etc.

Last year I got a nice Christmas card. This year at least I'm still alive. Next year... ???

Amen, here's to the next! nuf said! :) :2 cents:

baddog 12-17-2020 11:29 PM

Times are tough all around.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-18-2020 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22791164)
Used to get cool gifts every year. Custom engraved ipods, a bucket of lobsters, headphones, backpacks, a 21yr old bottle of Scotch (I don't even drink) hard drives, Amazon cards, etc.

Last year I got a nice Christmas card. This year at least I'm still alive. Next year... ???

Wow you did get the cool gifts. I never got anything nearly as cool.

I'd definitely take a bucket of crab legs smothered in garlic butter. =) Nommmmm

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-18-2020 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22791115)
Well you need a new man then hon if he's getting fatter and his "package" is getting smaller.
Time to dump this Bill guy.

:pimp

lol that happens to all you men when you get fatter. It just starts disappearing. Inch by inch.

My husband lost 30lbs and gained an inch. But that could be the Cialis or whatever nonsense he takes.

The VP wants to have a meeting with me in a little bit (we've been in hard negotiations for 2 weeks)....I want to press him about the little package just for shits and giggles. But the fact that I've been negotiating with him (and talking about moving somewhere else) is what I feel prompted my little package. Fucker.

Who needs all those chocolates anyway :disgust

I'd rather have a chicken or goat. =)

SBJ 12-18-2020 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22791386)
lol that happens to all you men when you get fatter. It just starts disappearing. Inch by inch.

My husband lost 30lbs and gained an inch. But that could be the Cialis or whatever nonsense he takes.

Well, I think I found 20 lbs he lost. After the 1st I'm going on a diet :1orglaugh

fuzebox 12-18-2020 11:16 AM

I've had some great gifts over the years, have worked with some really thoughtful reps who chose personalized gifts :thumbsup

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-18-2020 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 22791423)
I've had some great gifts over the years, have worked with some really thoughtful reps who chose personalized gifts :thumbsup

It's really nice to feel appreciated.

When I first started getting gifts from companies I was like OH SHITTTT I made it! :1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-18-2020 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22791410)
Well, I think I found 20 lbs he lost. After the 1st I'm going on a diet :1orglaugh

I'll do it with you. We can drop 20 together. I say it every year...but then I find myself still carrying it around come Christmas time.

SBJ 12-18-2020 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22791453)
It's really nice to feel appreciated.

When I first started getting gifts from companies I was like OH SHITTTT I made it! :1orglaugh

That's how I felt for my b-day! LOL that robe is NICE! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

I think Lightspeed use to send me gifts back in the good ole days. Vacares sent me a nice t-shirt and coffee cup last year


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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22791454)
I'll do it with you. We can drop 20 together. I say it every year...but then I find myself still carrying it around come Christmas time.

ya, I always gain from thanksgiving to the new year then try to lose it.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-18-2020 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22791457)
That's how I felt for my b-day! LOL that robe is NICE! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

I think Lightspeed use to send me gifts back in the good ole days. Vacares sent me a nice t-shirt and coffee cup last year


ya, I always gain from thanksgiving to the new year then try to lose it.

You need a PSK King shirt LOL.

Okay, I dunno my dear, it's hard to buy gifts for men you don't live with....so just look for a bonus ;) You are mah man!

SBJ 12-18-2020 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22791472)
You need a PSK King shirt LOL.

Okay, I dunno my dear, it's hard to buy gifts for men you don't live with....so just look for a bonus ;) You are mah man!

LOL @ PSK King shirt. I like cash too! :2 cents::2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 12-18-2020 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22791386)
lol that happens to all you men when you get fatter. It just starts disappearing. Inch by inch.

My husband lost 30lbs and gained an inch. But that could be the Cialis or whatever nonsense he takes.

The VP wants to have a meeting with me in a little bit (we've been in hard negotiations for 2 weeks)....I want to press him about the little package just for shits and giggles. But the fact that I've been negotiating with him (and talking about moving somewhere else) is what I feel prompted my little package. Fucker.

Who needs all those chocolates anyway :disgust

I'd rather have a chicken or goat. =)

Marriage = lack of usage = shrinkage.

SekobA 12-18-2020 02:45 PM

If you have the best earnings..well that means you got your reward upfront...small package doesn't mean disrespect

ruff 12-21-2020 10:47 AM

I've never even gotten a crappy t-shirt. I must be way down on the food chain.

CurrentlySober 12-21-2020 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22792919)
I've never even gotten a crappy t-shirt. I must be way down on the food chain.

I used to think that too, but then a few years ago, I got sent me a car!

Proof Below :thumbsup

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...gift-pics.html

Rochard 12-21-2020 11:16 AM

After the last Cammunity event put on by YNOT, Takedown Privacy gave sent me a $100 gift card. I really worked my ass off at that show and I thought it was nice of them....

blackmonsters 12-21-2020 12:30 PM

I got my Christmas present today.
The trash truck picked it all up that they left last week.

I'm rocking now!
I bet I've got 6 eggs in the fridge.
Party with Egg fu none.

Colmike9 12-21-2020 12:33 PM

I just got a calendar, some chocolates, and some other little things. Been a while, though.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-21-2020 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22792922)
I used to think that too, but then a few years ago, I got sent me a car!

Proof Below :thumbsup

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...gift-pics.html

Have you shat in it yet? :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22792925)
After the last Cammunity event put on by YNOT, Takedown Privacy gave sent me a $100 gift card. I really worked my ass off at that show and I thought it was nice of them....

That is really nice and you deserved it. It's very nice to be appreciated.

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22792962)
I got my Christmas present today.
The trash truck picked it all up that they left last week.

I'm rocking now!
I bet I've got 6 eggs in the fridge.
Party with Egg fu none.

Sounds like maybe your trash people aren't that great. Give them a $20.00 in a card anyway they will do better for just a small amount.

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 22792964)
I just got a calendar, some chocolates, and some other little things. Been a while, though.

That's what I got, chocolates. They were actually quite delicious. They were sprinkled with some salty caramel bits. Mmm

So it's not that I don't appreciate it. However, this company for the last few years has normally sent me a large basket - like 4 times the size. So I was feeling slighted.

The lesson here is to start out small and go big, don't start out big and go small. :Oh crap

PornDiscounts-V 12-23-2020 06:20 PM

Back in 2004 I generated about 1/5 the sales I do now.

Back then I received 2 bikes, 4 ipods, gift cards like crazy, clothing with company logos like mad, coffee cups, note pads, a drawing pad, many company logo things like wireless mouse/keyboard, laptop, monitor, flipflops, sunglasses, many hats, many beer/whiskey glasses with company logos, tickets to Vegas with hotel room, hammock, beach chairs, so many things. Most I gave away as gifts to others.

This year: a few gift cards in so-so amounts, but nothing like before ($500 becomes $150), bluetooth ear buds (kind of nice surprise), wifi sockets (Alexa turn on the office lights) and a few cards.

Difference in 2004 to now? I'd say about $5000 to $500?

And the fact that I now send them 5 times the sales.

But it is what it is I guess. Crazy too is that I would imagine there are about 5% of us left who send what I did in 2004. So you'd think the ones that are left would get extra love? Or maybe they were sending me things and not the other 95%...

NatalieK 12-23-2020 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22791093)
This year, my bill with that company was bigger than ever....but my package was the smallest it's ever been.

Is that insulting or no? :disgust

IŽd suggest that 2020 has been a push on everyone and every business, many people worked hard this year and some have found themselves being made redundant.

Any present sent from a company is a gift, appreciate it :)

Merry Christmas :thumbsup

cybermike 12-23-2020 07:22 PM

I got some a nice giftcard, a small giftcard, a nice bonus credit from juicyads, and some masks from traffichaus lol

Cameltoepro 12-26-2020 06:32 PM

Yeah..last year, coffee mugs, t-shirts, and hats. Nothing this year...

The Porn Nerd 12-26-2020 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22793086)
The lesson here is to start out small and go big, don't start out big and go small. :Oh crap

So....just like sex. Got it. :thumbsup


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