Does anyone have a adult friendly agent for incoporation services?
 

It seems no one wants to give me payment processor service for a Canadian company. Would really love some offshore help.

So long as you are not trying to incorporate an entity with a name like Cum Gargling Inc., any agent service should be able to help with the entity formation part. Good luck!

Right, I was actually hoping for some time of expert advise on whether I should do it in the US vs. UK etc.