Ever get so drunk at a bar that
 

You go to take a a piss, look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you are too fucked up to be there and need to go home?

That was my night :1orglaugh

No, but I have been about to take a piss, looked at myself in the mirror, and though... Hmmm Perhaps not the best idea for me to be taking a piss into the hand washbasins...

too old for that :Oh crap

Actually not :pimp

:1orglaugh

You should do stand-up comedy.

Have you seen those new Dyson urinals they have in the hotels now?

They’re awesome and the technology has come a long way, my only issue is that they blow piss all over you as you’re using them.

http://www.publisherbucks.com/piss.jpg

Yes 20 years ago :)

You say I 'issue' - I say fucking BONUS ! You wanna see what it does when you poo in them !

Makes a stay at a 5 star hotel really memorable, for both myself and the housekeeping staff :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah I also found that out the hard way. Im sure they will fix it eventually.

It happened to everyone, we have all learned the lesson

that's the moment when the night actually begins, continue to drink more and not talk stupid things in mirror or go anywhere.

I can hold my liquor . . .

Sure I bet everyone was in this situation at least once in aive

This guy knows :thumbsup

Mostly if I see my face in the toilet of bar I am saying lets drink more!