Vegas Experts
 

Figured I'd ask the mongering/pervert experts for your recommendations, it's been a while since I was in Vegas and going in May for bachelor/bachelorette party(not internext).
Hit me with the hidden gems and dirty/fun places, (preferring cheap/value to wasting money on $50 drinks)!
Best strip clubs?
Best places to find whores?
Best show/attraction that isn't well known?
Best hotel for value, I don't give a shit if it's fancy.

Best strip club is the Spearmint Rhino and/or Sapphires with Crazy Horse III above average as well. The rest are a step below

Best places to find whores are at literally any strip hotel/casino bar

Best show/attraction is Absinthe, Mad Apple, O, Mystere, Ka, LOVE - but Absinthe is the best IMHO

Best hotel for value - Sahara, Palms, OYO, Ahern - because they are moderately priced and easy to get to your room without walking 10 miles. For a bit classier but not too pricey Flamingo, Tropicana, Harrahs, Luxor. The most expensive hotels are Wynn/Encore, Palazzo/Venetian, Aria, Cosmo, and Bellagio.

I liked MGM, my room was something like a deluxe suite (regular but a little bigger than normal) and was about $200. It's also right next to the airport which made things easy. The buffet was really good at MGM, too.
I was just there for business, though, so I didn't get to look around too much, and I was there on Memorial Day weekend and it seemed like I was the only one out after about midnight.

Next time I'm going to check out Freemont st.

(I went with $10 cash, no card, and left with about $2000 lol..)

I've lived here for 20 years and I don't even know the answers to those questions.

The strip is 20 minutes from my house and I've avoided it for over 2 years now. Would normally only have to go down there once or twice a year before that.

Have fun, and be safe.
Use the safe in your room. :2 cents:
Avoid drinking and driving.

If not the Strip, where would you go for 4/5 star restaurants?

I live in a part of Las Vegas called Summerlin. No shortage of nice shit here. Exotic cars everywhere, multi-million dollar homes, casinos for locals, high tier shopping, excellent restaurants.

Imagine going to nice places without the stupid crowds of tourists that you get on the strip, that's what it's like.

https://summerlin.com/things-to-do/

Lots more than what that website shows.

Thanks. I get the stupid tourists here in LA too, stopping and lingering at green traffic lights to look at the sunset.

Interesting that there's a NY style pizzeria named after one of the 5 NY mafia families.