Top Safety Tip for if you need to get a UBER in a strange city...
 

Link To Official Advice:

If you need to get a UBER (Or Taxi or other rideshare) in a strange city, and want to make sure that you are safe, the latest advice is to be sure that you sit directly behind the driver, masterbate, and ejaculate all down the back of his seat...

That way, should he decide to abduct and kill you, then by leaving the DNA evidence in the car, police can easily link his car to you, which will assist the police with the prosecution of him...

Alternatively, just shit your pants and get some of that on the seat. Much easier (and more enjoyable) than having to have a wank... :2 cents:

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Stay Safe Guys x

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