I love this lady
 

You dig the god-fearing, stay-in-the-kitchen kind of women ? ?

I like food)))

I like what food eventually becomes :2 cents:

She loves to cook, does she also love cocks? :love2suck

you wanna know something funny?

I met this guy a few months back. was getting to know him slowly. 5th time we hung out one on one he took me to the river and then I took him back to my place

I went down on him a lil before we fucked, and the penetrative sex was kinda underwhelming. then the next day he asked me to pay his daughter's school fees. I said no cuz I don't pay the bills of a grown azz man

he was all "well I'd do it for you" and my response was no you can't if you can't even take care of your daughter...

this was a dude who kept asking me out on my work nights while he hired someone to run his bar so he could go out dancing and drinking

must be nice, right?

I got me, my cats and my mom to take care of, no fucking around on that

anyway, after he asked me to pay those bills I told him I was really disappointed and blocked him

THEN came at me with a new address, asking if he could sleep over cuz he missed me

my reply: not if you were the last man on earth

he then replied 'well I only asked about the money cuz you really turned me off when you sucked my dick' (even tho he came in under 5 mins when we did the real do after a few minutes with my mouth to prime the pump-hence underwhelming)

trying to shame me for having a penis in my mouth. I'm sure everyone else would be horrified :1orglaugh

I told that to a friend of mine last week and she about died laughing

like, first we know he doesn't go down on women and if he wants to spread that around as an 'insult' that I'm fun in bed he'll look like the bitch (English translation of the Patois she speaks)


lady in the vid is a cutie and obv extremely talented. I'd eat her cut fruit and help her cut it. the rest of the meals I dunno, just too much. I admire people who enjoy cooking. get annoyed mixing my energy shakes. I'd be a really bad housewife and never wear skirts

I'm a menace with a broom though

but yeah, trying to shame someone who tries to pretend to reject you after you've rejected them, for putting your lips on your river then shower clean dick? I can't even. too funny

thank god everyone else here isn't puritan


I think I might have met a special person last month. too soon to tell but like him. Jamaicans always wanna feed me when I am so not into food. not gonna post a pic cuz it's on his social media (I'll forgive him for that side of himself but recognize most peeps are these days) but to cook for me on this bad-ass grass teepee coals structure thing he made on his farm

it's meant for meat, but anything can grill there

I gotta bring over some mushrooms (an import, no fucks given, I love them and it's an occasional treat thing) to accompany his onions and pineapple. that I know I can eat

lots of spices and peppas a given. tbh I prob won't even eat much, just will be fun to participate in the process in aspects where there is no risk of me burning anything down. maybe he'll help me work up an appetite


but lol I sucked a dick. see gfy lady upper left hand side :1orglaugh


tldr; chica in the vid has some style and bet she has some fun

Guess I'm on your league now :banana !

A sexy girl who knows how to take care of a dick and who also knows how to cook like a chef is a real gem for me. :stoned

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/ga...ed-cooking.jpg

If you put the Arabic veil and the Muslims thing aside, I find she looks creepy on the screenshot.
She is in the uncanny valley for me.

that tldr didn't do your post justice. it skips all the juicy parts :love2suck

my only comment - stop slummin'! :1orglaugh

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well even if you were bad in bed at least you could recite poetry to entertain me :upsidedow


hilarious but the opposite of juicy. it will take me to longer to write this post than the...

and was not slumming, dude owns what is at least on surface a successful biz

not that I cared about that, would never ask anyone for anything

I think he was just lazy, saw my skin pallor and my IRL biz aside from my cam stuff (or rather, 'web design') and thought "oh cool, I can take the summer off! she'll take care of me"

wrong. so wrong

I'm not hurt in the slightest, it was wtf funny

I do wish him luck ever getting laid in this town again tho :1orglaugh


back to the lady, I don't get the uncanny vibe. or maybe I'm just not experienced enough with the wonders of face filters. I think she's cute and like the way she swirls a dress

Dear Mistress J,

You've already know that ALL poetry stems before the blowjob, not after . . ..