I missed this meme - Dubai Porta Potty
 

I missed this meme - Dubai Porta-Potty

Waiting for CurrentlySober's take on this . . .

Well, I could say 'Yummy' or I could be serious for a bit - Or at least until the video I'm editing finishes rendering...

Truth is, its 'A Tale As Old As Time'... Really... Nothing to see here - move along please... What happens in Vegas/Dubia, stays in... etc

Back in the 90s lots of my girls would ask me to get them invites to certain Embassies in London...
Without being specific as to which ones, or what went on there - (As I technically am still under a NDA) what happens in Dubai would be considered tame.

That said though, it wasn't 7 figure fees that my girls were getting, but we were talking HIGH 5 figure numbers, All for a few hours in an evening...

Money talks, and bullshit walks - Another tale as old as time...

And lets be honest. If I put a post on GFY requesting volunteers for me to take a shit on,
for A SEVEN FIGURE USD AMOUNT, I doubt many of you would decline :2 cents:

I mean, providing you knew for 100% certainty, that:
1) The money was real, & you'd get paid on the night.
2) Nobody would ever know that it had happened aside from you and I...

You'd be mad not to take me up on my offer... ONE MILLION USD IN CASH!

I doubt many would decline :2 cents:

Ha ha yeah I had to talk one model out of it. She was after 50 Grand and didn't realize what she was getting herself into.