Warning: Running may result in blood clots on your ding dong and it may fall off
 

i cunt a4da ding dong... :(

i only have a ding.... :(

Police keep arresting me for having a deadly weapon in my pants.

I got banned from a naturist park as I kept tripping over my ding dong.

Take a boron supplement and put a cup of Borax in your bath water twice a week. I'm 49 years old and I still wake up with rock hard erections.

If at 44 you hadn't made fair use of your cock enough to be chopped off you might as well had been born without one . . .

I only have a dung 🙄

That may explain why Im hung like a light switch

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