Ya'll need to be a bit more like Enrique
 

Dude's got intercontinental rizz

I always tend to be on the other side of desperate so I don't know . . .

He still looks like a twink and cannot sing. He parlayed his dad's name more effectively than just about anyone in world history.

I like the petty nationalists explaining the conundrum of how the pampered son of an athlete and a model raised in a zero-pressure multi-millionaire environment with the world's best chefs, doctors, personal trainers and plastic surgeons at his disposal doesn't look like a corpse at the ripe old age of 43.

"it's he puerto rican genes!"

"he not purteo rican dude, he half filipina!"

"he ain't a phillipian bro, he have spanish!"

"it's he asian blood!"

"cuz he a latin!"

"he half spainish have philippino, but definitely something something puerto rico. independencia!"