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CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 08:56 AM

I'm at the doctor's about to get a prostate exam .. Any tips?
 
I've brought flowers and box of chocolates... Anything else???

escorpio 01-17-2024 08:59 AM

An open mind. This could be the start of something beautiful.

Valentin 01-17-2024 09:16 AM

Just relaaaaxxxx.

TheLegacy 01-17-2024 09:20 AM

Take a laxative - that way you'll enjoy it

The Porn Nerd 01-17-2024 09:23 AM

Um....no 'tips' okay? If the Dr says 'just the tip' RUN.

Good luck mate.

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 10:06 AM

Well, that wasn't as bad as I expected to be truthful. In & Out in just a few minutes (pun intended) - He even gave me some free drugs, so i cunt complain!

https://i.imgur.com/izM8HDS.jpg

Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - But nothing that isn't to be expected for a man of my age - He says that it isn't cancerous. So I just need to take the meds and in a month, it should be back to normal size ! Yay!

seksi 01-17-2024 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23221293)
Um....no 'tips' okay? If the Dr says 'just the tip' RUN.

Good luck mate.

You might want more than just the tip to properly involve the prostate...

Cameltoepro 01-17-2024 12:06 PM

He is only going to put the tip in?

Klen 01-17-2024 12:34 PM

I still remember my last exam, it was damn painful. At the moment, i realized why girls are not fan of anal.

Zen- 01-17-2024 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23221314)
Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - But nothing that isn't to be expected for a man of my age - He says that it isn't cancerous. So I just need to take the meds and in a month, it should be back to normal size ! Yay!

Have you tried whacking one out since taking Tamsulosin?

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Zen- (Post 23221359)
Have you tried whacking one out since taking Tamsulosin?

I haven't even taken my first tablet yet... Only got them a few hours ago.

From what I've read, it leads to 'Dry Orgasm' - All the sensation, but no semen...

Sounds good actually - I may dust off my HP Reverb G2, & take up VR Porn again - I didn't like the mess when cum flew everywhere... :2 cents:

pornmasta 01-17-2024 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23221314)

Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - !

Can i ask you your symptoms?

SkynetHosting 01-17-2024 02:02 PM

The most important thing during the exam is not to feel both hands on your back. :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 23221367)
Can i ask you your symptoms?

Sure. Takes a while to start to pee, and the flow is very weak. Just a pathetic dribble, stopping and starting multiple times until 'Finished' - The entire 'event' takes about 3 or 4 times as long as it should do, & despite waiting for an extra 30 seconds to have a good shake & get anything out that's still 'in the tubes' you still piss yourself a little bit after you have put your cock away...

I gotta admit that I do kinda like that last bit though, as it makes my balls feel tingly ! :thumbsup

Its just the prostate 'squeezing' the urine tube and making it difficult to release what's in your bladder... Overall, no biggy, but it kinda creeps up on you over time, so gradual you don't even realise its happening... Then, before you know it, you are basically pissing yourself all the time!

Great Fun, but apparently considered to be unacceptable in polite society... :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SkynetHosting (Post 23221368)
The most important thing during the exam is not to feel both hands on your back. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Good one :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 01-17-2024 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23221314)
Well, that wasn't as bad as I expected to be truthful. In & Out in just a few minutes (pun intended) - He even gave me some free drugs, so i cunt complain!

Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that? :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-17-2024 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23221383)
Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh . . .

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 03:12 PM

https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

Poost your score if you like...

By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score... :(

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23221383)
Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

redwhiteandblue 01-17-2024 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23221392)
https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

Poost your score if you like...

By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score... :(

Is it intentional that it's called the I-PSS score which sounds quite a lot like the I PISS score?

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 23221404)
Is it intentional that it's called the I-PSS score which sounds quite a lot like the I PISS score?

Yes, completely intentional. I believe it was originally called the "I-PSS in my pants after urinating score", but they found that to be a little long... :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 01-17-2024 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Klen (Post 23221338)
I still remember my last exam, it was damn painful. At the moment, i realized why girls are not fan of anal.

I cant say I found it 'Painful' - More 'Peculiar' than anything else, but I'm certainly not rushing to repeat the experience...

TheLegacy 01-17-2024 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23221392)
https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

Poost your score if you like...

By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score... :(


Mine was 5. Then again I drink a lot of coffee and water throughout the day

cordoba 01-18-2024 03:04 AM

I have the same thing, and needing to go toilet all the time is getting to be a real pain. I have tried drugs and they didn't help. There are some new surgical techniques that look quite promising.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/art...arged-prostate

Spunky 01-19-2024 11:32 PM

Never fun but necessary for all men. still relying on bloodwork for symptoms but know it's not the same as being probed :( I'm still a virgin after all these years

VikingMan 01-21-2024 12:29 PM

All those years of bug plug training will finally pay dividends.

huey 01-21-2024 03:55 PM

Face the wall, and put your knees to your chest.

CurrentlySober 03-09-2024 03:09 PM

Thought I'd just drop a little update.

Pills have really kicked in now, and I'm back to normal - You dont realise how bad it has become, because it happens so slowly.

So my only advice is that if you are having any problems like I described in this thread - Just go and see the doctor - The drugs do work, and the exam isn't that bad - Good health everyone :thumbsup:thumbsup

Look Chang 03-09-2024 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23221383)
Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that? :1orglaugh

Many times, my gf says: "Once more, please . . ." :moon:stoned

Look Chang 03-09-2024 08:02 PM

A way to discover a new sexual experience?

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jscott 03-12-2024 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23241504)
So my only advice is that if you are having any problems like I described in this thread - Just go and see the doctor - The drugs do work, and the exam isn't that bad - Good health everyone :thumbsup:thumbsup

Great advice thanks CS and hope all goes well with you. :thumbsup

2MuchMark 03-13-2024 05:17 AM

Glad to hear you are ok CS. Cheers.

CurrentlySober 03-13-2024 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott (Post 23242788)
Great advice thanks CS and hope all goes well with you. :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 23242849)
Glad to hear you are ok CS. Cheers.

Yup, all good - Just wish I'd had it done sooner...

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

just a punk 03-13-2024 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23221282)
I've brought flowers and box of chocolates... Anything else???

Just relax and try to think about eternity.

redwhiteandblue 03-13-2024 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23242876)
Yup, all good - Just wish I'd had it done sooner...

Well, you only had to ask....


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