Who has the FASTEST internet on all of GFY?
 

Holy fuck guys... there has been some shitty weather lately and my connection's more unstable than a divorced dad at a TGI Friday's happy hour!

https://i.ibb.co/mV3jHZpJ/stupid.jpg

I made promises to a client today that I was going to polish their website up tonight and tomorrow and the only websites I can even load are GFY and Craigslist. Been trying to connect to their website but my internet is so fucking slow everything times out or breaks. Finally feeling positive and joyful about creating and building things for people (Haven't forgot about Dugmor!) and tonight I wanted to get shit done and my internet is FUCKED!!! and I don't even have a vehicle to go work at a 24 hour cafe.

Got to move or get internet installed or something. The internet is so bad right meow I cannot even do any work at all, can't even fuck around and play games or listen to music. Probably going to need like 4 clicks and 5 minutes of waiting to get this post submitted!

As a joke, connect to that connection in Kelowna in the image and post your speeds!

Who has the FASTEST internet on all of GFY?

My grandpappy always used to say: "Internet slow? Pick up a broom and tidy up"
People will legit say that shit someday. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

What a weird feeling... but when you're sitting there, staring at a screen for 30 seconds to load, and you feel that sinking feeling... the Internet is such a huge part of you, when it doesn't load, it feels like you want to shit your pants.

Not weird at all - I feel like that 24/7 365, and its fuck all to do with my internet speeds... :2 cents:

Embrace it! Enjoy it! At the very least, try it... You may even find it's an enjoyable new hobby! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

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https://media.tenor.com/0jclPTEHtc4A...0cent-bert.gif

I just downgraded mine - I gave in and accepted I didn't need the 2000mbs I had - I always need the best and fastest of everything normally - Perhaps I am finally growing up - lol...

https://i.imgur.com/3qylzsB.png

When they installed it, the guy said he had never seen someone quite so excited about the upload speed! That's what I got it for! Dont need anything near that down - But up? Exactly what i needed!

Late at night the 'Down' is over a Gig, and the 'Up' hits 110!

Holy fuck that is some FAST shit! ^^^^

What a gorgeous upload - 10/10 - Would hit :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Holy fucking shit my internet is slow compared to you dudes!!!

I have to move... my internet speeds are probably holding me back... no wonder Cursor takes minutes to reply sometimes and times out all the fucking time. I bet I'm probably losing money too by getting billed for shit that isn't loading on my end?

Nah bro, that's just another excuse.

I've been successfully cyber hustling since dial-up. I was a minor hogging up the house phone line to sell shit on eBay from my neighborhood 99 cent store (remember those?), starting the bids at $5.

That was just my humble beginnings, you should've seen what happened when I learned how to install chips into cable boxes to get every channel for free and introduced those to eBay. Charging premium shipping and sending book rate 🤣

I ain't super rich, but I'm a millionaire now. Carved my own slice out of the American pie with a 99 cent glass elephant I pretended was hand crafted.

Used geocities to host my shitty potato-pixeled images so I didn't have to pay eBay for that. Took forever for them shits to load. But I did it.

Buddy I was unable to even upload a single file for hours yesterday!

Pretty sure I'm just going to move. The internet has been getting worse and Karens are afoot.

I ain't rolling with your excuses bro. I've seen you vibe code yourself into oblivion on that internet. I've seen you create entire AI videos on that internet. I've seen you posting on gfy with excuses every day, on that internet. Making music, right there on that very internet. I've seen you playing online video games with your kid, on that very same internet.

I'm never going to support your self-sabotage and lame excuses. Tough love over here bro. Get to work.

is online all day/night posting complaints about having no internet

@Huggles, your 'net speeds in Canada are never gonna match some of the screencaps above, CA infrastructure is outdated by global standards. even now in small-town JA my speeds kick ass compared to anything I could ever get up in the freezer back then. still managed to roll with it though

you should buy a notebook and a pen and write a new book long hand titled 'How I Spent Five Years Finding Excuses Not to Work'

maybe that could be a best seller

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But I actually do work...

I think we should all have to be forced to use 56K again so I can sell 400x800 picture porn.

I remember being like 18 and discovering News Groups porn... and I found this hairy pussy moms group and I was staring at women with the hariest fucking pussies I have ever seen, like... this was before photoshop(I think?)

Anyways, it was intense, like a fucking pubic hair forest on these women.