If your role in adult was a cocktail… what would it be?
 

Creators, managers, producers, scouts , everyone plays a different role in this industry. But if you had to describe yourself as a drink, what would you be?

Maybe you’re a Margarita, bold, popular, and always in demand.

Or a Negroni, strong, complex, a little bitter but unforgettable.

Or maybe a Mojito, fresh, easy-going, but with a kick.

I’ll go first:

I’m a Martini, straight to the point, no extras. My role is onboarding scouts & creators to xHamster + FapHouse within 24 hours. You bring the talent, I make sure the revenue flows.

Your turn — what’s your cocktail?

I'm just a tiny fly amorously circling around a beer that is going stale . . .

bubbles in champagne

The pubic hair in your glass.

:DDDD I can imagine it

bloody mary.

no one wants to deal with morning, but a bloody mary makes it nicer, and you get a little buzz with it.

no one wants to deal with site development, but i make it easier than onboarding at xhamster. :1orglaugh

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Peanut Butter & Jelly Shot

Probably a screwdriver because every other cocktail is just pomp and circumstance.

An old bottle of wine, people who know, respect the value, everyone else thinks I'm overpriced overhyped stale grape juice.

You'll always be my 1961 Cheval Blanc.

Sex on the beach. Duh.

Nothing in this world is easier then onboarding process at xhamster/faphouse :) can prove it myself.