What famous person are you eskimo bros with?
 

Eskimo bros
Definition: another male (or female with step on) that you have penetrated the same female with your penis.

I have several Eskimo bros.

1. Eddie Bravo ( Joe. Rogans friend and the MMA fighter who beat a Gracie with his rubber guard move.
2. Charlie Sheen (this one was too easy some he fucked so many pornstars and yes I hit it before his HIV infected crooked dick touched them. I lalso know his former coke dealer Ed Blue who fucked another actress I was fucking.
3. Eric Dane ( from Greys Anatomy) there is a video of him and Rebecca Greyheart in a bathtub. I fucked the model they fucked and I fucked her in the same exact tub. Not Rebecca.
4. Esai Morales from bad boys/movie/ NYPD Blue/ ( with the same actress/model who fucked Eddie Bravo.
5, Justin Mentell who drove his car into a telephone pole and is dead. (Boston Legal).
5. There are few other D list celebs but I am embarrassed by being Eskimo bros with them like Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules) and other douche bags.

Oh and the guy who ghost wrote Jenna jamesons book. I fucked his GF while he was dating her. He fancied himself as a pick up artist.

That is the underlying truth of banging any woman: you may end up getting tied to a lineup of assholes . . .

Yep it’s gross. But our sex drive makes the world go around. If it was not for pussy I would be living in a sprinter van and just go fishing every day. Btw I messed up the definition. But am sure people can figure out what I meant to type.

OK fine...but could you taste Charlie's dick?

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This is exactly why I never, ever, ever want to know who the girl I am fucking has fucked before. In my mind, while not a virgin, I am dick #2 in her life.

question Viking man, do these other guys know you´re their Eskimo bro?


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There's the rub: the prettiest ones are prone to date assholes since they probably got their sentimental start with one.

I'm sure I'm Eskimo bros with somebody, I'm like 75% sure of at least one rapper.

But I'll never really know, because I've never really cared.

Yo mamma!

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Yes, sir this thread is stupid. I admit I was drunk again last night. Please check out my mushroom thread. I made that to divert away from this stupid thread.

I don't have Eskimo bros because I only fuck virgin girls. . . Oh shit, I'm also drunk and I again take my dreams for reality.

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This sounds like Six Dicks Of Separation From Kevin Bacon

Don't worry, this thread didn't come anywhere close to the stupidity threshold of this site.
You need to try harder if you want to be stupid around here bro.

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