dick dont fail me now..
 

has your dick ever failed you when you were about to get some chocha?

Nope

i have more trouble keeping it soft than getting hard

attach a popsicle stick to it

but it would melt quick

So far my dick has been reliable. So far.

SpaceAce

just the stick

just that one time when i was really really drunk off rum and whiskey for about 20 minutes. but it came back around.

I am superpotent
boners when I dont want em' :(

ITS A DISEASE YOU KNOW!

A Rollin' rock, Electric shock
She gives a lickin' that doesn't stop
She line 'em up, Push you 'round
Smokin' rings going round and round

Her hot potatoes
Will elevate you
Her bad behavior
Will leave you standing proud

CHORUS:
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock [Well it's harder than a rock]
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock [Well it's harder than a rock]

The lightnin' rod, Strike it hot
Gonna hit you like a Rushmore rock [It's gonna hit you like a Rushmore rock]
No nicotine, and no pipe dreams
So low and dirty it's darn right mean
Hell elevator
I'll see you later [Yeah, sooner or later]
no I ain't gonna take it
I'm busting out[Listen, I'm busting out]

Chorus

yea
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
yea

I'm getting harder
yeah
yeeeeeeeeaahh!

harder than a rock
Well I'm harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Baby I'm harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Well it's harder than a rock
hard as a rock
Yeah it's harder than a rock
yeah
hard as a rock
well I'm harder than a rock
hard as a rock
yes I'm harder, harder, harder, harder than a rock

hehe:thumbsup

no man is a rock
no man is an island

never int he sac with a women but last year I had some trouble getting it up after wacking off and shooting 7 loads in an evening at some good porn. I just coulnd't make it to #8...... and I felt soo ashamed.

only once before we were gonna flip this chick..even wrapped a warm towel around it :(