Benny Hinn
 

One of the great things about doing an all-nighter is the early morning religion shows. Benny Hinn is my fav by far. I'm mean, he is one mafia-boss looking motherfucker.

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Amazing. Today he healed a victim of a strike! SHE RAN ON STAGE! SHE CAN TALK AGAIN!!!!!@@! BANG BUS IS REAL!

Benny Hinn has the best hair. but Bob Tilton does the best speaking in tounges!

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That guy is a fuckin' freak. Good at pulling in the bucks though...

Bahahahahaha! I love Bob Tilton! He is the embodiment of every negative televangelist stereotype anyone has ever come up with. And he seems to revel in it.

His shows only seem to be on BET these days. Hmm..

I used to watch both of those guys after dropping acid and laugh my ass off.

I even met Bob Tilton one night when I was about 14 or 15.

Cullen Davis a millionaire out of Fort Worth, Texas *accused murderer* used to go to our church.

I was friend's with his stepson Trey and us guys about 5 of us used to spend the night over at their house.

Well one night Cullen brought home Bob Tilton, and some guy named Reggie Vincent *I think that's his name* who claimed to be a back up guitarist for KISS...anyway they decided to hold a healing service right there in the living room with all of us kids.

I look back now and think how pathetic that night really was.

Can I touch you?

some of his healing powers still course through my veins...so yes you can.

Is that prick still around?

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