Weirdest spam I ever received
 

I got a couple of those today:


Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be
able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a
simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need
an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which
can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email
me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me
I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator
wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means
of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at:
[email protected].

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back
to you.

Thank You




Would be funny to see what he asks when you email him ;)

:1orglaugh

thats pretty cool, ask him if he knows marty mcfly

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at...