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Is it Rape if you Jack Off on your sleeping girlfriend?
*This is not a Troll Post*
My girlfriend works two jobs and is very tired all of the time. She only gets like 4 hrs of sleep, so when she sleeps, I dont wake her. A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasams, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off all over. Needless to say, I sort of liked the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something. Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I love watching her sleep. Is this wrong and weird for me to do? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her. It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky. I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women like most of you sick fuckers do.... Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend. |
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well, I guess she consented since she fell asleep while you guys were doing it. I have no idea about anything else though, I'm not a lawyer :) |
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Then again... whatever works man. :thumbsup |
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He can stay...For now. :thumbsup |
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Whatever trips yer switch, LOL . :thumbsup
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I used to do that to my sister............... in fact I still do !
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Let's throw another twist..
What if she woke up and caught you? What would she think/say/do? What would you SAY ? OMG.... LMAO ! |
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:1orglaugh |
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A lot of girls are half asleep when you're fucking them anyway.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
sounds fun
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This thread is too funny! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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make sure you aim for the face
thats how i get such a clear complexion :Graucho |
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this is a "Troll Post" ... fluff and fodder ...just BS |
fuck I'm sick of hearing "fluff and fodder"
shut the fuck up with that already.... </vent> :BangBang: |
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I decided to put political correctness aside in a different post suggesting 12 year olds should have access to "porn". I just posted "GROW THE FUCK UP" ... because that's what I really mean when I say "fluff & fodder" ... |
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nuttinīs wrong with ya.. hehe..
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this website is called Go FUCK Yourself...I think it's pretty clear that you can set the political correctness aside at ALL times. if you mean grow the fuck up...just say it! damn your dense |
askmen LMAO is that you sonofrage?
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I did that in college with this girl that became my girlfriend. She's this little hot Philippino girl! She was looking so fucking hot and I was so fucking horny. I took my schlong and rubbed it up and down her clothed ass. Little did I know she was actually not fully sleep. She told me several months later that all I had to do was turn her over and I could've fucked her then for the first time! Damn! So, dude, WAKE THAT BITCH UP!!!:thumbsup
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
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Well you should thank the guy that gave her the 2 orgasms..so at least she fell asleep for you..
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You should stop to thinking on fake excuses like that she only sleep 4 hours per day, bla, bla, bla.... and insted of masturbating on her you should learn how to make her more interested on the act or mybe soon you won't have a girlf where to cum at nights. |
:1orglaugh i gotta try this
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When I curse I curse very well ... I try not too ... I may curse a little more now that I have agreed NOT to link from SexEducation.com to GoFuckYourSelf.com. Much of my audience would not understand this forum and it's "emotions of the minute". |
his whole fucking post is bullshit ...
to many inconsistencies... |
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this thread kicks ass!:1orglaugh |
Hey I do it all the time, saves me screwing up my sheets
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
Thats sexy...
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http://www.project-shadow.com/own3d.jpg |
It's good for her hair ;)
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LOL at you guys calling this post BS.
I wont argue, it does sound BS... but that's why it's so funny... it's all true :1orglaugh |
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and no man its not rape. You need to loosen up a bit. The world isnt out to get ya. |
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Ya, Just nut all in her face...
That should wake her ass up. Trust me it works... :D |
this sounds familiar to a story I heard recently.
Some guy offered women $100 a piece to test a new facial cream he took them to a room, blindfolded them, and jerked off on their faces. Later, a women relized she'd been duped, and went to the police. The police couldn't charge him on sexual assault or indescent exposure (the girls were blindfolded). Eventually they got him on some stupid crime and he got probation.... interesting story though. |
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