What the Fuck is in My Garage?
 

There's something in my garage behind a bunch of storage containers. It's moving and rustling and it sounds big -- much bigger than a rat. Maybe a possum or something.

But the other clue is that it stinks to high heaven. It's a rank, stomach-turning odor, but it's not a skunk.

So what is it?

A homeless man?

Have you seen your kid lately?

just wondering.

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Is this a brain teaser?

or are you serious lol

it could be a snake! they can emit a foul odor when frightened, its a musky damp scent.

I'm serious, it's not a brain teaser.

Ain't a homeless man. The smell doesn't smell like B.O. or anything I've smelled before.

I live in a semi-rural area and we have lots of rabbits, lizards, coyotes, etc.

Didn't think of a snake. It would have to be pretty big to make as much noise as it is.

Well dammit get your camera and go move the damn boxes so we can see.

Muskrat or opossum is highy possible. Even a little striped or spotted skunk?

stop being a pussy and have a bat in hand, check that shit out.

My guess is a possum...thems good eats :thumbsup

I've smelled skunks before and this doesn't smell like skunk.

I've dealt with opossums and never noticed a smell but maybe they can secrete one if they're scared or something?

Hell no I'm not moving the boxes and taking a picture. This is what I'm visualizing:

http://www.riverbelt.com/alien.jpg

haahaha okay then.. go to sleep only to wake up with your pants down your knees and a sore asshole n' a headache.

K that's enough scary movies for you, young man! Turn off the television and go find out what's in your house! Geez!

Chupacabra perhaps? Those mexican immigrants get everywhere these days :winkwink:

stop being a pussy!

i had to remove 8 rats after a 2 month vacation. how the fuck do rats get to the 3rd floor. i dunno! how did 8 get there, i beats me. how did they all go away? dead by my hand!

I got sick to my stomach hearing and smelling that thing. I was scared it was going to jump out at me.

I'm still queasy an hour later.

Maybe it is the chupacabra. Maybe it'll go away when it can't find a goat . . .

LOL :1orglaugh

its a porcupine.

good suggestion.

is your mother visiting perhaps??

get yer shotgun cuz its gonna bite

could be a coon

It probably would be out exploring, not hiding in a corner, if it was a coon. That and making noises.

Juicy?

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dead body maybe?

It's a ferret ...they smell a little but he won't hurt you :1orglaugh

OK, there's a large smelly mystery beast in your garage and you're planning to NOT move the boxes and see what the hell is going on? You seriously need to hitch up your balls and go take care of business because you can't have unknown creatures wandering around in your house. It's in the garage now but you'll be mighty unhappy if you try to ignore and it turns up in your shower or something.

SpaceAce

Making rustling noises? Better call Bruce Campbell.

SpaceAce

maybe it's a raccoonn..

Why dont you just look??

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I thought some wet dirty dog was attacking my trash cans in the garage... it turned out to be an Armadillo - that shit stinks!

shoot it and see

Yeah, Armadillos do smell horrible. Peee-ewww!

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It could be an alien :glugglug

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javelina and possum stink, miss the toss out of last weeks take out?

Watch out.. They usually hide in the dark.

http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/richard.simmons.jpg

Are you a man or a mouse? Stop being a little girl and find out what the fuck it is! What are you scared? :1orglaugh

There's also the possibility that the smell is coming from the remains of the critter's past dinners.

You need dogs. They take care of all these silly problems and they're chop chop about it.

As an added bonus, they'll mostly eat any spiders you point out to them.

:thumbsup

It's a Terodactyl

maybe it was just a dog that had been in a ditch. :1orglaugh

Don't be scared. It's probably just an giant snake that's been shitting itself for weeks. :Graucho

OR.....

*******LLLLL!