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boneprone 08-14-2001 03:49 PM

Answer To your Dialer Questions. Do the right thing. Trust Jesus.
 
God damn.. They come out of the woodwork when someone asks about dialers.
Everyone trying to make a a few pennies off getting someone under them using thier rusty old non profitable dialer.

Fuck all ya all.

Use the Jesus Dialer.
The Jesus Dialer pays you the webmaster 65 cents FLAT! It is the most trusted name in the biz. If you cant trust Jesus who can you trust?

And unlike any other dialer it is a non-profit charity revenue headliner..

Meaning, all procedes and profit from the dialer doesnt go to some leechy company. They go to charitable organizations like feed the children, and shelter the homeless.

These other dialers charge people 8.00 a minute to use! On most of them you only get 35 cents a minute as your cut! The rest goes into someones pocket! You wanna support that??

Jesus dialer gives you twice the $$, and then the rest of the procedes goes not to some fat guy in an office, but goes stright to Vantau or some other African, Indian, or Canadian Country where people live hand in mouth.

Why would u promote anything other than the Jesus dialer is beyond me?

Join the boneprone family, and team Jesus. Help make this world a better place, promote world peace, feed the hungry, and give shelter to poor Canadians and Africans..

Trust Jesus.
65 cents flat.


boneprone 08-14-2001 03:51 PM

And Thats The Bottom Line Cause Boneprone Said So.

Juicy D. Links 08-14-2001 03:52 PM

Hey BoneProne,

Me and Jesus go way back....

He told me that you should hook me up with the dialer if i say 45 hail marys and 67 our fathers,,,,,,,:-)

Anal Hobbit 08-14-2001 04:12 PM

Ive tried all the dialers.
Jesus Dialer is the only one that really pulls....
The warning page doesnt even let the surfer know he is being charged!

When the surfer gets his phone bill he'll think he pissed off God Himself!


Exxxotica 08-14-2001 04:20 PM

This dialer kicks ass!


boneprone 08-14-2001 04:44 PM

lol.

Ive been getting icq's asking me if this Jesus Dialer is for real.

What do you think people!!

Of courrrse it is real, havent you heard all the talk by now?

Where have you been?

mischief 08-14-2001 04:52 PM

Thank you and bless you boneprone, finally I get a roof over my head, maybe even some shoes for the young uns this winter. How do I qualify to recieve the charitable funds, being a poor Canadian and all. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

SNOW 08-14-2001 05:01 PM

Hello my dialer children... It is IIIII Jesus.. Cumm forwarth and see at vipdialer.com..

May the Minutes be with you..
[email protected]

boneprone 08-14-2001 05:07 PM

Snow, do you still have the budhist dialer?

I hear it pulls well also.. Mainly in Asian countries.

Lane 08-14-2001 06:02 PM

dont use the jew dialer
they only look at free porn http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif


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Exxxotica 08-14-2001 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane:
dont use the jew dialer
they only look at free porn http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif


WTF???

mischief 08-14-2001 11:56 PM

Pretty low blow, I'm offended and I'm not even Jewish.

Theo 08-15-2001 12:07 AM

you're offended from what?

Exxxotica 08-15-2001 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
you're offended from what?
Think about that really hard...see what you can come up with.

UnseenWorld 08-15-2001 12:45 AM

While that "joke" was a bit crass, let's not be overly sensitive, either. Religious humor can be very funny, and just about all of it revolves around some kind of stereotype. I'm sure Jewish people have some stereotypes about "goyim" (non-Jews) as well.

Here's one I don't think is offensive. It's a cartoon I saw: A minister comes out of a Christian church and hops into a car with a bumper sticker reading "Jesus Saves." After he speeds off, a rabbi comes out of the temple across the street and hops into his car, which bears a sticker reading "Moses Invests."

Of course, what bothers people about the stereotypes applying to their group is usually that there is a kernel of truth to the stereotype, or that it's true often enough for it to stick.

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drumsicle 08-15-2001 03:14 AM

This is strange. I mean I could definitely see how a Jew could be offended by that joke, because I am one. But It seems to me that if I were Christian, I would be VERY offended by the theme of the thread. Maybe I'm missing something though.

Lane 08-15-2001 05:32 AM

people always say that jews dont like to spend money,
that was the point of my joke
sorry if you got offended

on the standup shows, they always do that kind of jokes...

but using "religion" and "porn" in the same joke isnt that moral actually, i agree..

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stangster 08-15-2001 05:33 AM

Religion and Porn is like oil and water...

duh.

Next..

Lane 08-15-2001 05:40 AM

maybe i was watching too much HBO comedy shows lately http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

sorry about that http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

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[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 08-15-2001).]

Theo 08-15-2001 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drumsicle:
This is strange. I mean I could definitely see how a Jew could be offended by that joke, because I am one. But It seems to me that if I were Christian, I would be VERY offended by the theme of the thread. Maybe I'm missing something though.
drumsicle, i think you're in the only that got my point, altough I'm not a religious personal at all, i found the whole Christian joke a real reason for a Christian to be offended. As I said personally, I don't have any problem, i'm sure that many Christians would feel bad and offended, but here seems something natural. Ok, we had J.Christ superstar, is it now J.Christ pornstar?.....

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 08-15-2001).]

Kimmykim 08-15-2001 11:15 AM

"Religion and Porn is like oil and water...
duh."
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Hey sometimes you don't get lemons so you don't make lemonade... You make Italian dressing with it instead http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Lighten up guys, the biggest problem that most people in this industry have is taking themselves way too seriously when they feel like someone's slurring something they like http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

TheWatcher 08-15-2001 11:36 AM

Bah! I need a gay dialer =o)

And someone to show me how to sale the damn thing.

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boneprone 08-15-2001 01:13 PM

lighten up guys.


RedShoe 08-15-2001 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster:
Religion and Porn is like oil and water...

duh.

Next..

WRONG!! At BornAgain-Christians.com we have done just that. We have successfully merged oil and water. you might know it as oily water (holy water).

(Yes, I know that's catholic)

BornAgain-Christians.com - Quality porn approved by God. Proud users of JesusCash, and the Jesus Dialer.

See you there, sinners.



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Kimmykim 08-15-2001 01:22 PM

See the Pope's in Italy, you got a Catholic connection going RedShoe -- right back to the Italian dressing http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

drumsicle 08-15-2001 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane:
people always say that jews dont like to spend money,
that was the point of my joke
sorry if you got offended

on the standup shows, they always do that kind of jokes...

but using "religion" and "porn" in the same joke isnt that moral actually, i agree..


No I'm not offended at all Lane http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif I just said that I understand how it COULD be offensive, just like I think Christians could be offended. No problem here, as long as nobody else is offended it's all in fun. I think boneprone's Jesus programs are funny as well as profitable. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

wiZd0m 08-15-2001 08:44 PM

3377 post boneprone that's insane. Now Eric is going to have to give the stats for the board with your IP and without.

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DragonAss 08-16-2001 06:07 AM

What's a Jewish dilemma?

DragonAss 08-16-2001 06:08 AM

A free ham sandwich. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif


DragonAss 08-16-2001 06:13 AM

Sorry... I couldn't resist. Besides, a jewish friend told me that one... so it's okay. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

And, yes, Jesus dialer takes them all by storm. I just had Jesus Hosting install another server to handle the massive downloads. It's raining money!!


boneprone 08-16-2001 11:04 PM

You guys may be making jokes of the Jesus Dialer and the other Jesus programs, but its funny how those of ya who laugh are the ones not making any money.

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ezekiel 08-17-2001 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
You guys may be making jokes of the Jesus Dialer and the other Jesus programs, but its funny how those of ya who laugh are the ones not making any money.


hmmmmm.... non believers! Repent!

X37375787 08-17-2001 08:51 AM

JESUS dialer makes me a HELL lot of money...

SonOfRage 08-17-2001 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox:
JESUS dialer makes me a HELL lot of money...
Then use it...Bitch!!!


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