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Lensman 11-06-2004 08:29 AM

Here's how to get a free flight!
 
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6407177/?GT1=5809

Pete 11-06-2004 08:31 AM

I'll have to try that. :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 11-06-2004 08:32 AM

poor guy came to america, spent all his money on drugs, even sold his clothes, and still couldnt get a flight to australia. I feel bad for him. :(

I think we've all been naked, strung out, standing in an airport, looking for a flight to australia and our credit card is maxed out. It happens to the best of us.

cool1 11-06-2004 08:33 AM

A little desperate to escape the coming winter

kristin 11-06-2004 08:33 AM

I bet being naked really helped. :)

Pipecrew 11-06-2004 08:33 AM

?This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do,? she said. ?If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine.?

?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?





Three wonderful ways to die!

Lensman 11-06-2004 08:37 AM

Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?

Manowar 11-06-2004 08:38 AM

first class nude :1orglaugh

Jer 11-06-2004 10:08 AM

A dutch guy lost his flight here and was washing taxis to make some money. I don't know what happened to him.

Basic_man 11-06-2004 10:12 AM

Lol, the guys is crazy !

cherrylula 11-06-2004 10:16 AM

and he just had to get naked to do that? :1orglaugh

fatal attraction 11-06-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?
That's a scary thought!!! :helpme

KC 11-06-2004 10:22 AM

?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?

Not to mention, he would have passed out and died from lack of oxygen at that altitude.

Xenophage 11-06-2004 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?

Not to mention, he would have passed out and died from lack of oxygen at that altitude.


kc is sexy

happy bday kc :winkwink:

crockett 11-06-2004 10:38 AM

I'm not quite sure I understand what getting naked had to do with it.. but I'm glad he got caught.. he would have died for sure.

sickkittens 11-06-2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?
"Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker ?running, naked, full-speed? toward the plane."

Did he do that before or after taking off his clothes. :helpme

sickkittens 11-06-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
I'm not quite sure I understand what getting naked had to do with it.. but I'm glad he got caught.. he would have died for sure.
His family says he a history of mental health problems, thus explains the fact that he took off his clothes.

Trax 11-06-2004 10:49 AM

unbelieveable

pornguy 11-06-2004 10:52 AM

Show how well the 40 billion in home land security is doing.

Head 11-06-2004 11:19 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
good one!

Eve 11-06-2004 11:20 AM

:1orglaugh

Why did he have to strip naked?

kmanrox 11-06-2004 11:21 AM

welcome to half a week ago =)

Ross 11-06-2004 11:23 AM

Thats some funny shit. I thought that only happened in the movies.

Jer 11-06-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
A dutch guy lost his flight here and was washing taxis to make some money. I don't know what happened to him.
Wrong.

The taxi guys gave him food and he was washing the cars for free. He also didn't loose his flight, just didn't have money to pay the boarding fee. The taxi cooperative talked with the dutch embassy to take care of him.

I should get the facts straight before posting :winkwink:

OzMan 11-06-2004 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Wrong.

The taxi guys gave him food and he was washing the cars for free. He also didn't loose his flight, just didn't have money to pay the boarding fee. The taxi cooperative talked with the dutch embassy to take care of him.

I should get the facts straight before posting :winkwink:

Jer, arguing with yourself could be a sign of schitzophrenia :winkwink:

MikeVega 11-06-2004 12:23 PM

you have to be really fucked up in the head to think you'll make that trip ....i hope he gets the help he need ....

Dagwolf 11-06-2004 12:31 PM

OK, so what you're saying is, reports that the Canadian loonie has gone up are unfounded?

yuvalus 11-06-2004 12:35 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BigWebRev 11-06-2004 12:49 PM

OLD NEWS DUDE :)


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