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Toolz 11-18-2004 12:00 PM

What Webmasters Want
 
We all know what surfers want, they want porn as quickly/cheaply as possible and want to get in and get their fix.

When it comes to marketing webmasters what is it you want first and foremost in an affiliate program?

Here's a list of a few I came up with, add yours on:

High payouts
Attentive Customer Support
Lots of sites to market
Lot of promo materials
Weekly payouts

Evil Chris 11-18-2004 12:02 PM

you forgot...

pizza. lot's of pizza.

Whut's up Toolz? :)

polish_aristocrat 11-18-2004 12:02 PM

Stability. Something f.e Silver Cash or Nasty Dollars offers, but ARS unfortunately not anymore with all the changes. :(

smack 11-18-2004 12:03 PM

on time payments, conversions, and lots of different options to push.

Funky Bastard 11-18-2004 12:03 PM

Surfer's want QUALITY porn for $29.95 and be rebilled every month so they can keep looking for updates so they dont have to sign up agine and agine!

Webcam Guru 11-18-2004 12:06 PM

Good conversion ratio....

EZRhino 11-18-2004 12:08 PM

Conversion and lots of sites to push

Toolz 11-18-2004 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Stability. Something f.e Silver Cash or Nasty Dollars offers, but ARS unfortunately not anymore with all the changes. :(
How is ARS not stable? When have you had to wait for a check from them?

BradM 11-18-2004 12:30 PM

They seem to want the highest payouts possible and could care less if you shave or not, so long as your payout is so high they CAN'T say no.

Roald 11-18-2004 12:31 PM

stats stats stats.

oh and conversions ofcourse ;)

Tala 11-18-2004 12:49 PM

Stability
Cheerful, willing, and knowledgable affiliate support
On-time payouts
Reliable stats
did I mention excellent affiliate support?

webmaster x 11-18-2004 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
you forgot...

pizza. lot's of pizza.

Whut's up Toolz? :)

never forget the pizza.

Kimmykim 11-18-2004 12:53 PM

They want $75 a sale on Thanksgiving? ;)

Sosa 11-18-2004 12:55 PM

I want free alcohol delivered every friday morning that will last through the week, a weekly shipment of steak from omahasteaks, checks every monday, ratios under 1:200 gurantteed( I don't care if you lose money) free hosting, free exclusive content for just me. Umm did I forget anything? :)

Tala 11-18-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
I want free alcohol delivered every friday morning that will last through the week, a weekly shipment of steak from omahasteaks, checks every monday, ratios under 1:200 gurantteed( I don't care if you lose money) free hosting, free exclusive content for just me. Umm did I forget anything? :)
I'm signing up for this program. What is it? Overweight Nazi mohawked trannie midget fisting?

Toolz 11-18-2004 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
I want free alcohol delivered every friday morning that will last through the week, a weekly shipment of steak from omahasteaks, checks every monday, ratios under 1:200 gurantteed( I don't care if you lose money) free hosting, free exclusive content for just me. Umm did I forget anything? :)
Try us out, send 10 signups, I'll send you a box of steaks

Toolz 11-18-2004 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
They want $75 a sale on Thanksgiving? ;)
Well everyday, but the best we can do is once a month :)

BradM 11-18-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
I'm signing up for this program. What is it? Overweight Nazi mohawked trannie midget fisting?
... in red stalkings

Tala 11-18-2004 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
... in red stalkings
....with blue evening bags and yellow stillettos?

BradM 11-18-2004 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
....with blue evening bags and yellow stillettos?
You use OverweightNazimohawkedtranniemidgetfistingredstalk ingsblueeveningbagsyellowstillettosCASH.com too?

I am about 1:180 at the moment. I thought they were pretty exclusive. :glugglug

dropped9 11-18-2004 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toolz

Attentive Customer Support

Should read...

Knowledgeable webmaster support reps.

I dunno about you guys but I am tired of asking a rep a question regarding something and them turning around and responding with, "Huh?"

When a rep does that to me that is the last I deal with them.

Juicy D. Links 11-18-2004 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Should read...

Knowledgeable webmaster support reps.

I dunno about you guys but I am tired of asking a rep a question regarding something and them turning around and responding with, "Huh?"

When a rep does that to me that is the last I deal with them.

Very true

hydro 11-18-2004 01:05 PM

easy drunk chicks so they can get laid :Graucho

Basic_man 11-18-2004 01:08 PM

WE WANT MONEY !!! :D

Forest 11-18-2004 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
you forgot...

pizza. lot's of pizza.

Whut's up Toolz? :)

MMMMMMMMMMm Pizza

:1orglaugh

Toolz 11-18-2004 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Should read...

Knowledgeable webmaster support reps.

I dunno about you guys but I am tired of asking a rep a question regarding something and them turning around and responding with, "Huh?"

When a rep does that to me that is the last I deal with them.

Yeah I made a thread the other day I was so impressed with Adam at Pussycash actually understanding his job and the industry in general :)

Dravyk 11-18-2004 01:55 PM

Looking good, Toolz! :thumbsup

Goatse 11-18-2004 02:30 PM

Stability (no changing link codes every few weeks).
Hosted galleries with descriptions.
A deeper understanding of interpersonal relationships combined with decent hygiene.

Toolz 11-18-2004 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
combined with decent hygiene.
Did you have a bad experience with this from an account rep somewhere?

Tala 11-18-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
You use OverweightNazimohawkedtranniemidgetfistingredstalk ingsblueeveningbagsyellowstillettosCASH.com too?

I am about 1:180 at the moment. I thought they were pretty exclusive. :glugglug

Nice! I'm only 1:300, but I'm using TGP traffic. :glugglug


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