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LasseKongos 11-16-2005 05:08 AM

Not again!! What the hell is this German shit????
 
A new postmail from Bundesprufstelle fur jugendgefährdende Medien!!


Do I have to care about that shit? A mail that I have a pornosite with hardcore, so what?

Do they want me to close it? It can only be Germans that send a mail in German to a dude in Sweden. How can they be so cocky after loosing two WordWar???


need help


:pimp
pimpimp

LasseKongos 11-16-2005 05:15 AM

They descripe the site for me hahahaha

"Auf einem bild ist die Nahaufnahme eines Penis zy sehen, der den Anus einer nach vorne gebuckten nackten Frau penetriert. Auf einer anderen Abbildung wird eine dunkelhautige nackte Frau gezeigt, die vor dem Penis eines Mannes kniet under der Sperma aus den Mundwinkeln lauft."

Is this your goverment??

ezrydn 11-16-2005 06:25 AM

Respond in Elven runes. Play they're own game.

nico-t 11-16-2005 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasseKongos
"Auf einem bild ist die Nahaufnahme eines Penis zy sehen, der den Anus einer nach vorne gebuckten nackten Frau penetriert. Auf einer anderen Abbildung wird eine dunkelhautige nackte Frau gezeigt, die vor dem Penis eines Mannes kniet under der Sperma aus den Mundwinkeln lauft."

fuck this is too fucking funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Calvinguy 11-16-2005 06:42 AM

I can't even access your site anymore from germany.... you are probably banned now.














(j/k)

J-$ 11-16-2005 08:23 AM

write back in Spanish and watch them go nuts

Phoenix 11-16-2005 08:32 AM

yeah reply back in hebrew or greek or something

MaDalton 11-16-2005 09:24 AM

hehe - yeah, funny stuff. i think too that they shouldn't bother about that and better go after shitty dialers that rip surfers off...

maxxxxx 11-16-2005 09:31 AM

Why should you care?

GlydeGirl 11-16-2005 10:37 AM

Did you get the message translated and find out what they're on about?

rowan 11-16-2005 10:45 AM

Here's what babelfish says:

"In a picture is the close-up of a Penis zy sees penetriert, the Anus of a naked woman gebuckten forward. In another illustration a dunkelhautige naked woman is shown, which before the Penis of a man kneel more under to that sperm from the mundwinkeln run."

Now, I may be just an English-speaking-geographically-challenged-Aussie, but is it common for people in Sweden to understand correspondence written in GERMAN?

Corleone 11-16-2005 10:53 AM

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/sharon/images/trash.gif :thumbsup

panchodog's izzy 11-16-2005 11:19 AM

I really am surprised that you have the guts to have your penetriert displayed on that site, as well as using gebuckten in situations that are obviously, and i must strees the word "obviously", not dunkelhautige.

I hope your mundwinkeln suffers because of this, I truly do...

... i think.


:)

Screaming 11-16-2005 11:31 AM

just ignore it

GlydeGirl 11-16-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy
I really am surprised that you have the guts to have your penetriert displayed on that site, as well as using gebuckten in situations that are obviously, and i must strees the word "obviously", not dunkelhautige.

I hope your mundwinkeln suffers because of this, I truly do...

... i think.


:)

:laughing- :laughing- :laughing-

pradaboy 11-16-2005 12:03 PM

that's sick man, they're really graphical at describing what they saw

pornguy 11-16-2005 12:05 PM

That is kind of funny There should be someone nea you that can translate it for you.

Dalai lama 11-16-2005 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy
that's sick man, they're really graphical at describing what they saw

yeah something like that.

LasseKongos 11-16-2005 02:25 PM

Swedish people understands German IF THEY HAVE STUDY IT IN SCHOOL. If not - to bad, then you cant understand a word of this mail. I understand what Penis is :)


this is not the first time I got this shit.

Evil Chris 11-16-2005 02:27 PM

German is cool

gangbangjoe 11-16-2005 02:34 PM

tell them to STFU BIG TIME

they are wasting money and time by trying to make you put down your sites

they can't do shit



fucking morons

TheLegacy 11-16-2005 02:50 PM

this is how wars start

maxxxxx 11-16-2005 02:58 PM

Typical German office: Wasting time and money for useless shit...

LasseKongos 11-16-2005 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxxxxx
Typical German office: Wasting time and money for useless shit...

Yes but what do German people say when they pay tax to the goverment for doing this shit??? This is insane BIG TIME!

Sebastian Sands 11-16-2005 04:57 PM

It's funny knowing that Germany is one of Europes main porn producers. At least was 10 years ago..

Rhesus 11-16-2005 04:57 PM

Email them back in chinese, I'm serious. This is absolutely ridiculous, in all ways imaginable.

nico-t 11-16-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasseKongos
"Auf einem bild ist die Nahaufnahme eines Penis zy sehen, der den Anus einer nach vorne gebuckten nackten Frau penetriert. Auf einer anderen Abbildung wird eine dunkelhautige nackte Frau gezeigt, die vor dem Penis eines Mannes kniet under der Sperma aus den Mundwinkeln lauft."

translation by a human (me, doing my best effort):

"On one image a penis is showing, that is penetrating the anus of a naked woman leaning forward. On another image a dark skinned naked woman is shown, who is kneeling down to a penis of a man and the cum is dripping out of the corners of her mouth."

I think im gonna start some german tgps and hire that guy to write gallery descriptions :1orglaugh

Hollywood Horwitz 11-16-2005 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corleone

:1orglaugh

Jarmusch 11-16-2005 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
"On one image a penis is showing, that is penetrating the anus of a naked woman leaning forward. On another image a dark skinned naked woman is shown, who is kneeling down to a penis of a man and the cum is dripping out of the corners of her mouth."

For that they ask the owner to take the site down?

Lee 11-16-2005 05:46 PM

I would write back and offer the guy a job making descriptions.

REßEL 11-16-2005 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
For that they ask the owner to take the site down?

Yes, German law says all hardcore content must be behind an avs. They're just trying to enforce their law elsewhere, just as a lot of USers think we should all comply with 2257.

Much like 2257 for non-americans, ignore the german laws if you're not in germany. Deal with your laws of your own country. We can't all worry about laws in other countries (or we'd all have to take our sites down cos they're all illegal in china)

maxxxxx 11-16-2005 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasseKongos
Yes but what do German people say when they pay tax to the goverment for doing this shit??? This is insane BIG TIME!

Yes, it is. I would actually love to follow up on this (I am German...). Any chance you email me a copy of that thing?

esnem 11-17-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
translation by a human (me, doing my best effort):

I think im gonna start some german tgps and hire that guy to write gallery descriptions :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Calvinguy 11-17-2005 06:26 AM

What would happen if they caught a german showing hardcore without a AVS?

maxxxxx 11-17-2005 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calvinguy
What would happen if they caught a german showing hardcore without a AVS?

They take you to court. Bloody serious!

Video-Post 07-02-2012 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calvinguy (Post 8648678)
What would happen if they caught a german showing hardcore without a AVS?

They would shoot the Schweinehund!

B.Barnato 07-02-2012 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy (Post 8642566)
I really am surprised that you have the guts to have your penetriert displayed on that site, as well as using gebuckten in situations that are obviously, and i must strees the word "obviously", not dunkelhautige.

I hope your mundwinkeln suffers because of this, I truly do...

... i think.


:)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Umbalabob 07-03-2012 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video-Post (Post 19035095)
They would shoot the Schweinehund!

Much worse, you have to pay a lot of money and in most cases sign a paper that you will never be a bad guy and do this again.

Is there any other country in the western world that has such rules?

cashbizdude 07-03-2012 05:00 AM

Wait, your site got banned in Germany because Germans...famous for beer and porn... were offended by your porn?

BRB, dying laughing.

Ah, nationalism... is there anything it can't accomplish?

AtlantisCash 07-03-2012 06:24 AM

No one relized this was an old thread?

B2BwithJoeD 07-03-2012 06:58 AM

Add Anonymous and Cash Conversions...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maxxxxx (Post 8644417)
Typical German office: Wasting time and money for useless shit...

:winkwink:


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spazlabz 07-03-2012 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezrydn (Post 8641031)
Respond in Elven runes. Play they're own game.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh : I LOL'd for real

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 19036817)
No one relized this was an old thread?

I didnt until you mentioned it LOL

TubeSubmitters 07-03-2012 08:50 AM

What ever happened to Lassekongos?

globofun 07-03-2012 07:49 PM

I received a registered letter from them like 3 years ago.......



How about if they had a court judgement against you.......would that mean that I could have an arrest warrant Europe wide?

I do not plan to go to Germany, but may go to Prague, Vienna and Budapest next year....


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