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StickyGreen 12-12-2005 03:52 PM

Guys who fuck their girl without condoms...
 
What is your cleanup process after you nut all up in there? I usually help her out and wipe her up with a shirt off the ground as she squeezes it all out...

tranza 12-12-2005 03:55 PM

She usually uses the bathroom after I'm done.

And I do the same after her.

Thumbking 12-12-2005 03:55 PM

let her run to the bathroom... holding a sock their to prevent the drip :thumbsup

StickyGreen 12-12-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
let her run to the bathroom... holding a sock their to prevent the drip :thumbsup

lol, nice strategy...

Nookster 12-12-2005 03:56 PM

I help clean it up...hell I caused the mess lol But then again, sometimes we see if she can make it to the bathroom without it spilling everywhere :1orglaugh

ElvisManson 12-12-2005 03:57 PM

get a 2nd girl to lick it off her.

xlogger 12-12-2005 03:57 PM

"let it stay in there all night and dry up" <--- deff not that! :Oh crap

MaDalton 12-12-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
let her run to the bathroom... holding a sock their to prevent the drip :thumbsup

yeah, something like that :1orglaugh

Bryan G 12-12-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
get a 2nd girl to lick it off her.


:thumbsup

justsexxx 12-12-2005 03:59 PM

Kinda personal question:) That's why I voted :)

Trax 12-12-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
get a 2nd girl to lick it off her.

I still got so much to learn from you :winkwink:

Elli 12-12-2005 04:00 PM

When did "nut" become a verb?

StickyGreen 12-12-2005 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
get a 2nd girl to lick it off her.

damn i forgot to put that option lol...

King Adam 12-12-2005 04:01 PM

A few variables here. Am I at home, in the car, in a public case, on the way to dinner, in someone else's house :)

It all depends. When I go to LA to stay with D$, I leave my load in the bed so he can see the white trail when he cleans up.

StickyGreen 12-12-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
When did "nut" become a verb?

you're out of it...

LeDeN 12-12-2005 04:02 PM

my gf was 4 times pregnant because of this.. but we are still not using condoms ;)

Violetta 12-12-2005 04:02 PM

having some toilet paper nearby is a good idea!

StickyGreen 12-12-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeDeN
my gf was 4 times pregnant because of this.. but we are still not using condoms ;)

mine's on the depo-shot...been working like a charm for like 3 and a half years now...

XPays 12-12-2005 04:04 PM

aim for the tonsils

EdgeXXX 12-12-2005 04:06 PM

Depends:

If it's inside, she takes care of it.
If it's outside, I usually help her out.
If it's in her mouth, she can either spit or swallow.

pawsregd 12-12-2005 04:07 PM

Great poll :thumbsup

MandyBlake 12-12-2005 04:08 PM

we use condoms.
no babies for us thank you!

DirtyDanza 12-12-2005 04:08 PM

pull out and nail her face and mouth... then I make her do some whore chores and clean it up she can sleep in the spot (it's her side) she can get the towel ( my nuts can air dry)

rml1608 12-12-2005 04:09 PM

Not enough information ...

Are you going to fuck again in 5 minutes ? Is it the third time you fucked that night? Etc... The ebst fucks were the times I came inside... and KEPT going... blowing again another 10-15 minutes later.. The girl REALLY got off on that. Of course she ended up pregnant from THAT night - LOL

justsexxx 12-12-2005 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
we use condoms.
no babies for us thank you!


You are aware there are other birth control methods as well right :winkwink:

sonofsam 12-12-2005 04:29 PM

I'm still trying to teach my realdoll to clean herself after we're done

TraZz 12-12-2005 04:32 PM

I usually make her swallow. :pimp

MetaMan 12-12-2005 04:35 PM

i clean it up with the nearest kleenex, if my left hand ever had proof i was with my right hand id be screwd. :helpme

Elli 12-12-2005 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rml1608
Not enough information ...

Are you going to fuck again in 5 minutes ? Is it the third time you fucked that night? Etc... The ebst fucks were the times I came inside... and KEPT going... blowing again another 10-15 minutes later.. The girl REALLY got off on that. Of course she ended up pregnant from THAT night - LOL

You've only done that once? Hell, I do that almost every time...

woj 12-12-2005 04:40 PM

I put my fleshlight in water and clean it up, oh wait, you meant when you fuck a real girl?

Nookster 12-12-2005 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
I'm still trying to teach my realdoll to clean herself after we're done

lmao :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornguy 12-12-2005 04:48 PM

If its my house, that bitch better not drip. or make a mess, and she had better clean up so that I can get some fresh in the AM.

If its her house, I dont care, because after I wipe my dick on the curtains, I leave.

Jace 12-12-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
let her run to the bathroom... holding a sock their to prevent the drip :thumbsup

haha, yup

I usually try and put the sock over her pussy at the same time I am pulling out....then she hits the toilet and let's it drip

Ramos 12-12-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
get a 2nd girl to lick it off her.

spoken like shakespeare :)

polle54 12-12-2005 04:51 PM

nice thread :)

chaze 12-12-2005 05:04 PM

Never thought about it?

rml1608 12-12-2005 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
You've only done that once? Hell, I do that almost every time...

Once was ALL it took - Hell I always came in here and stayed in there for a minute or two afterwards... But usallyl woudl roll over.. relax for 10-15 and go back at it again ...

Weird thing is I am 100% positive that was the night my daughter was concieved...

NoWhErE 12-12-2005 05:21 PM

I slap peanut butter on her and let the dog clean everything up.

Fuck getting up, the bathroom is like 10 feet away! No self respecting webmaster would walk that distance

Young 12-12-2005 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
She usually uses the bathroom after I'm done.

And I do the same after her.

question answered. thank you.

je_rome 12-12-2005 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TraZz
I usually make her swallow. :pimp

if she refuse, shut her nose off. it always works :thumbsup

BradM 12-12-2005 05:23 PM

I use a mop.

BlackCrayon 12-12-2005 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
She usually uses the bathroom after I'm done.

And I do the same after her.

yep///////////////////////

if i pull out, we usually end up showering together

media 12-12-2005 05:28 PM

A friend of mine told me prolly the grossest thing about this kinda subject matter..

He said that when he was like 16-17 him and his girl at the time used to fuck like rabbits, and he would use the pullout method on her... and shoot it onto her stomach...

Turns out this chick was not the most hygenic of girls... After about a month, he noticed something and it was basicly a little plug made out of dried up semen that had formed inside her belly button area, I guess she failed to wipe there and was not concerned...

Yuck.. has to be the nastiest story I have heard about with the pull out method.. He ditched her that night...

MissEve 12-12-2005 05:28 PM

You people don't have Kleenex on your nightstand?!! :)

StickyGreen 12-12-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media
A friend of mine told me prolly the grossest thing about this kinda subject matter..

He said that when he was like 16-17 him and his girl at the time used to fuck like rabbits, and he would use the pullout method on her... and shoot it onto her stomach...

Turns out this chick was not the most hygenic of girls... After about a month, he noticed something and it was basicly a little plug made out of dried up semen that had formed inside her belly button area, I guess she failed to wipe there and was not concerned...

Yuck.. has to be the nastiest story I have heard about with the pull out method.. He ditched her that night...

:throwup

MissEve 12-12-2005 05:33 PM

media....that is digusting! I read an article in Maxim once where guys were talking about what turns them off and one guy was said he wouldnt date a woman who didn't immediately shower after sex. I think that is definitely going to far.

So, what level of hygiene do you guys expect from your partners after sex?

Skillz Unlimited 12-12-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
get a 2nd girl to lick it off her.

Pimperific!

We should exchange rule books. :winkwink:

Basic_man 12-12-2005 05:35 PM

For me it's : clean her up with a towel/shirt :Oh crap

BoyAlley 12-12-2005 05:37 PM

This thread is just nasty.

Skillz Unlimited 12-12-2005 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
This thread is just nasty.

If this thread is nasty then you're in the wrong place :1orglaugh

This is a good day!


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