Who here can suck your own cock?
 

i cannot...
nor would I want too..
good thing for the wife :thumbsup :thumbsup

So, you've tried? How else would you know you can't?

:helpme :Oh crap

I do yoga daily - so I know my own limits :pimp
but besides that its not even interesting todo so...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i sense a lot of bullshit in this thread...

the only difference between jerking off as a form of masturbation than sucking our own dick, is your using your mouth instead of your hand.

a lot of guys will say "no man, i'd never suck my own dick!" but they openly jack off... what would the reason be not to suck your own dick, aside from it being dirty or diseased? i mean, if you jerk it you certainly feel its clean enough to grab with an open hand... and you certainly would accept a blowjob from a girl, so you feel it's clean enough to be sucked, so what is the difference?

i'll tell ya the "difference", guys are going to save face in this thread and say "no, i wouldn't" because they're afraid people will think they're gay, because somehow jerking off with a hand is completely different :P

Nope,cant reach it.Care to do it for me?

If I could, do you think I'd be here right now?

I can, but I displaced a rib doing it once... made for strange conversation with the chiropractor. :winkwink:

nope too much stomach not enough cock

hahahah i cant reach it!

One of our guys (male talent) his name is dick stern can suck his own cock standing up! he does it in this scene in moms acheater,
http://incrediblecontent.com/tgpgall...mom/lavender1/
kinda stupid but pretty amazing if you think about it. He apeared on the stern show last year!

LOL.

Not flexible enough, not enough cock.

yes, i literally can.

if I could, I'd stay at home alot more and probably save alot of money and just be fuckin happy all the time

No, I can't... but I would if I could.

If we could, none of us would be posting here so much.

:2 cents:


Buddies: "What are you doing tonight, Jeremy?"

Me: .....

Buddies: "oh, ok, talk at ya later"

I won't even try..

I sometimes poke my eye with my cock... damn it stings

I am not as talented as other members of this board. :pimp

I could do that a couple of years ago. Soon, the whole school would know about my skills. Well, the good old days.

Sucking cock doesn't appeal to me, no matter how beautiful mine is.

no i cannot :-(

i wish i could!

*cough*

But only when I was younger.

Athritis and serious muscle pains on my lower back made me quit that hobby..

When I was 16 yrs old, me and neighbor girl friend of mine went to this dudes house and he claimed he could suck his own dick. She wanted to see him do it but me, I opted out for that lol So I sat on the couch and waited...and waited....fell asleep and woke up the next morning, she comes walking of his bedroom with HIS shirt on (she was married at the time, too). I guess it turned her on ::shrugs::

I can't do thta and i don't want to do it

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

i cannot :(

I thought these boards were for the "chosen few" to suck each others :winkwink:

No problem for me, i've got a giant cock :)

One of our studs can do it, he's very flexible, he says it doesnt do anything for him, its like tickling yourself, you cant.