!WARNING! Satan Officially Announces Run For Presidency !WARNING!
 

Yes, that's right! Senator Sam Brownback aka Satan today announced his plans to seek the Presidency.

With positions such as stoning disobedient children, flogging those that commit crimes of offensive speech, mandating fake Christian rituals at work and at school, repealing a woman's right to vote, along with a proposal to use faggots as umbrella stands, Sam is also a strong supporter of turning n1ggers back into slaves as a way to help boost the US economy:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/....ap/index.html

Hmm I was way off thinking this would be about Hillary.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds as good as anyone else that is running.

haha, and the winner for today's "Catchiest Thread Title" goes to....BA!!! Congrats!
No but seriously...it could be worse. :disgust

bring back bob dole!

You don't actually think the repubs will nominate him instaed of Giulliani or McCain, do you?

logic is not acceptable here

Me too. :Oh crap

i dont know nothing about him but where do u get he is for what u posted

This thought alone sounds pretty bad already :helpme

Chances to win is....zero.Even all whites vote for him,black and others races are still more

I was hoping you were talking about the actual Satan. I'd vote for The Horned One fer sure.

he's got my vote.
:thumbsup

LMAO!

:1orglaugh

Or in Washington, DC. :Oh crap

Hillary for President ;-)

The way I see it is that none of the canidates so far on either side have a snowballs chance in hell of winning. So new rules for voting should be you vote aginst one of the canidates for each office. The one with the least votes wins.

This guy may be onto something. On that alone, he gets my vote.

I mean, the country was booming when we had slaves, and who doesn't want a fag as an unbrella stand? I mean, really?

I heard she sent it back with a note that said "up yours fag" along with a box of broken condoms.

Or was this just a rumor?

You're starting to sound like a fool.

I love how some people say "we had slaves"...not realizing that their poor assed family didn't even own a fucking horse in those days, much less a plantation with slaves.

Arnold for President :thumbsup

He looks a little light in the loafers to me. Does he set gaydar for anyone else here? Maybe we'll have a new Ted Haggard situation with this one. :1orglaugh

Gets my vote!:thumbsup

My god, if you couldn't tell that was a joke... we both know who the fool is. What would I do with a fag holding an umbrella?

But truth be told, my family did indeed have slaves and one of the plantation homes is still intact in Louisiana. Not proud of it, but that's the way it is. Anything but a "poor assed family" I can assure you.