I haven't sign up for Adult Platinum yet
 

So post a joke or funny photo or personal story along with your ref code and i'll sign up under the one that makes ME laugh the most.

You got till 11:30 PM GMT today...

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ask SleazyDream to write a good story for it.





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I feel like I know that guy.

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I'm just so proud of myself.

g'day tiger

Photoshop Roks!:thumbsup

Do I make you horny?:Graucho

well lets just say your winning so far

Must be my charming personality.

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I'm just a sexy girl

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Bandwidth bills: $100. Weekly Adult Platinum payout: $500. Being reffered by a 12 yearold: priceless. There are some sponsors you just can't sign up to. For everything else there's my ref code.

Three men were wandering through the desert aimlessly. Dying of a combination of thirst and starvation. Suddenly, they see a castle, and they run towards it.

The master and all of his men are not at the castle, but there are hordes of beautiful willing women. So, over the next week or so, the men eat like kings while having all the sex they want.

Eventually, the master and all his men arrive back. And he's pissed! These mofo's have been fuckin' his women and eating his food. So his men catch them and line them up against the wall.

He walks to the first man. "What is your occupation?"

The man replies, "Fireman"

"BURN HIS PENIS OFF," yells the king.

He walks to the second man, and asks the same question.

The second man replies nervously, "A... p.p..p.pp...policeman"

"SHOOT HIS PENIS OFF!"

The, he asks the third man the same question, and with a great big smile on his face, he replies,

"I'm a lollipop salesman"

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ehh man you stole the the joke from my tread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=77320 :BangBang: .... never mind I hope you win the signup:Graucho

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It cost a fortune to feeds these chicks, so signing up under my ref. would help :thumbsup

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I love big tits.

When in doubt, go with the sure thing:

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Guess I should add my link too, huh:
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http://myboringlife.com/i_want_a_fat/babe.html

Can I put this IN the thread somehow? Someone please show me how.

:1orglaugh That's great!

Holy fuck, this site has a fast feed:
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(found it from my url in my previous post above)

thats pretty fucking nice

Very nice... it'll be better with sound though... courtesy of iFriends I guess.

Did I win? :Graucho

...ok, if I didn't win already, I am sure this will put a smile on your face: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=79067

;)

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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