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Exxxotica 09-25-2002 11:38 AM

Im tired of all the freeloading pot smokers
 
With people giving away so much pot for free, why would anybody ever buy pot from a dealer?

At every party or concert I go to, freeloaders are getting smoked out for free. They can get all the pot they want without ever having to whip out ther wallet.

If we give away less free pot, sales will INCREASE!


I suggest jerking pot heads around. Maybe tell the patron to come over and smoke a bowl. When he gets to your house, have nothing but an empty bong for him. Opps! Sorry! I guess you have to go to the house next door. When the patron goes to the house next door, he or she should run into the same thing again...an empty bong. After doing this enough times, the patron will be more likely to purchase a bag on his own.

Another method would be to invite the patron over for a bowl, and then bombard him with your sales pitch. As he is taking a bong hit, continually ask OVER and OVER and OVER if he wants to buy a bag of his own. Maybee even lock your door and make it very difficult for him to leave your house. If he becomes frustrated enough, he just might buy a bag of his own. He'll want to avoid the hassle the next time he wants to get high.

Remember... less free pot = MORE SALES!


:winkwink:

[Labret] 09-25-2002 11:40 AM

Can you give me some links to some free pot?

cherrylula 09-25-2002 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
With people giving away so much pot for free, why would anybody ever buy pot from a dealer?

At every party or concert I go to, freeloaders are getting smoked out for free. They can get all the pot they want without ever having to whip out ther wallet.

Whoa, I really need to get out more, maybe I will start to save money!:stoned

pr0 09-25-2002 11:42 AM

Pot smokers rock, we always smoke each other out :thumbsup

fnet 09-25-2002 11:43 AM

I think the people who don't get it aren't going to get the analogy, either.

ElvisManson 09-25-2002 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Can you give me some links to some free pot?

http://www.aracnet.com/~lavatech/bong/freebonghit.html

Loads slow as ass...but what do you want for free.

Techie Media 09-25-2002 11:45 AM

Cute thread:rasta :pimp

Beastiepoo 09-25-2002 11:45 AM

Yes, please post directions to the free pot. Please???

jojojo 09-25-2002 11:46 AM

I agree, so how about the top 5 sponsors start their own tgps that are softcore only or tgp2,3 or whatever nad trade traffic with each other etc...

they have the $$ to buy traffic and traffic already they could skim into it.

cherrylula 09-25-2002 12:13 PM

I'm about to set my dealer up with a paypal account and my fedex number. I just don't have time for drug runs anymore these days.

:pimp

Lexxx 09-25-2002 02:13 PM

Too many pot tgps around... pot peddlers are a desperate bunch.

quiet 09-25-2002 02:16 PM

too much free pot!!

Fletch XXX 09-25-2002 02:17 PM

Too many dealers!

sherbert 09-25-2002 02:19 PM

Fucking freeloading potheads.

Martin 09-25-2002 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Too many dealers!
That's the real problem..

[Labret] 09-25-2002 02:27 PM

Yeah, but if I give away enough free shitty Mexi weed... maybe I can convince them to buy some better weed.

quiet 09-25-2002 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Too many dealers!
what about dealer2? is it dead yet?

XXXPaysiteDesign 09-25-2002 02:34 PM

What about a pay per hit bong?

[Labret] 09-25-2002 02:38 PM

I have been offering a free trial. You get two free pulls off the bong, if you choose to stay... you pay.

Jimbo 09-25-2002 02:39 PM

having multiple dealers is only good for big dealers :)
big dealers sell to them... ain't really different from porn biz :)

Martin 09-25-2002 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


what about dealer2? is it dead yet?

Dead? It never got off the ground..

cherrylula 09-25-2002 02:43 PM

Countdown - one hour forty minutes to go.

must use self control. :helpme

[illnet]-Romeo 09-25-2002 03:08 PM

Money for nothing, and your hits for free

I hate your tgp....

greentea 09-25-2002 03:59 PM

Nothing is free in this world...

The good weed or DRO is never free.. Water is still free and so is air last i checked.:Graucho

High Quality 09-25-2002 04:16 PM

Grow your own hydroponic shit. Paying for shit that grows like a WEED is ridiculous.


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