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iMind 12-17-2007 12:57 PM

Questions about brazil.
 
1) if you were looking to start life all over and just up and fuck off to another country with a one way ticket .. is brazil a place that such things would go unnoticed?

2) is it a nice place to live? what's crime like, general day to day life?

3) if you were to go there on "vacation" and just not go home .. would that be noticed

4) what would your income need to be in US dollars to live comfortably in brazil (assuming you've just up and fucked off from another country)

5) if you did just go there, and stayed there .. how easy would it be to get out from time to time ?

6) do epassporte cards work in brazil?

Please advise.

:helpme

ShaveBucks 12-17-2007 12:59 PM

Salma Hayek is enough of a reason for me to head down to the latin countries.

nikki99 12-17-2007 01:03 PM

are u running away?

iMind 12-17-2007 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 13527016)
are u running away?

Thinkin' about it ;)

Please advise

xmas13 12-17-2007 01:11 PM

JUST DO IT!

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/...nm_eef9790.jpg

The fact that you are asking all these questions can only mean one thing: you are not ready. :winkwink:

iMind 12-17-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by xmas13 (Post 13527055)
The fact that you are asking all these questions can only mean one thing: you are not ready. :winkwink:

Quite possibly.
But once I get my answers .. we're that much closer :upsidedow

YellowDude 12-17-2007 01:21 PM

Hit me up , I am brazilian , maybe i can help u

pornguy 12-17-2007 01:43 PM

You have to ask your self how much you like the convenience of where you live now.

if you need the coffee shops, the mcdonalds the burger king, the great phone or DSL or the highspeed cable or digital cable, then you may want to stay. Im not saying that you can not get that where you are thinking of going, but it is NOT the same.

L-Pink 12-17-2007 01:47 PM

Just a reminder, Portuguese not Spanish will be your new language.

oldskull 12-17-2007 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
1) if you were looking to start life all over and just up and fuck off to another country with a one way ticket .. is brazil a place that such things would go unnoticed?

2) is it a nice place to live? what's crime like, general day to day life?

3) if you were to go there on "vacation" and just not go home .. would that be noticed

4) what would your income need to be in US dollars to live comfortably in brazil (assuming you've just up and fucked off from another country)

5) if you did just go there, and stayed there .. how easy would it be to get out from time to time ?

6) do epassporte cards work in brazil?

Please advise.

:helpme

1. Stay away from the Faelas..
..

aico 12-17-2007 01:56 PM

You need to talk to Mike.

seeric 12-17-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13527200)
You have to ask your self how much you like the convenience of where you live now.

if you need the coffee shops, the mcdonalds the burger king, the great phone or DSL or the highspeed cable or digital cable, then you may want to stay. Im not saying that you can not get that where you are thinking of going, but it is NOT the same.

i lived in brasil for a year. theres everything the usa has and more. the cable is dsl or better in most spots. i lived in curitiba and the internet was faster than my places in the usa.

bronco67 12-17-2007 02:10 PM

I just read a thing recently where Jim Kramer was saying that Brazil was one the best countries to invest in. Does that mean it's good to live in? You would think so i guess, except for the roving gangs of child criminals who could steal all your shit or possibly shoot you.

It might be worth it in the end, just because Brazilian women are the hottest on earth, and will fuck you senseless.

Blazed 12-17-2007 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13527200)
You have to ask your self how much you like the convenience of where you live now.

if you need the coffee shops, the mcdonalds the burger king, the great phone or DSL or the highspeed cable or digital cable, then you may want to stay. Im not saying that you can not get that where you are thinking of going, but it is NOT the same.

Lol you cant be serious.

DWB 12-17-2007 02:14 PM

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DWB 12-17-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13527342)
i lived in brasil for a year.

Muito bom! Voce fala portugues?

GreyWolf 12-17-2007 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13527200)
You have to ask your self how much you like the convenience of where you live now.

if you need the coffee shops, the mcdonalds the burger king,

Believe me - sadly got both a Macdonalds and a Burger King within in a three minute drive - plus TJF and the usual chain restaurants, steak houses etc and exactly the reason we are at least three mins away :winkwink: They spoil the whole aura and there are much nicer places to eat.

StuartD 12-17-2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13527200)
You have to ask your self how much you like the convenience of where you live now.

if you need the coffee shops, the mcdonalds the burger king, the great phone or DSL or the highspeed cable or digital cable, then you may want to stay. Im not saying that you can not get that where you are thinking of going, but it is NOT the same.

Speaking from experience or just assuming no other country has anything that the US does?

nikki99 12-17-2007 03:23 PM

brazil is great all can I say :)

pieterporn 12-17-2007 04:03 PM

Try uruguay
 
I live there

wiggitywack 12-17-2007 04:39 PM

brazil is great

just stay ut of the real big cities, i.e. Rio, SP...if I had to move down there I would prolly move to one of the southern states , such as santa cantarina or rio grande do sul

check out Florianópolis, was down there a cpl months ago it rocked

The Duck 12-17-2007 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pieterporn (Post 13527767)
I live there

great first post.

J. Falcon 12-17-2007 05:07 PM

crime is fucked up thats all I know

ThreeXes 12-17-2007 05:10 PM

Go for it.......if you don't like it don't stay.......in the meantime you are out of whatever you want to be out of!

curiousdog 09-06-2009 05:28 AM

Brazil is a good hideout for fugitives and criminals
 
Sorry for late answer. You probably found a better place right now. But maybe someone else can use the replies

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
1) if you were looking to start life all over and just up and fuck off to another country with a one way ticket .. is brazil a place that such things would go unnoticed?

even better. In Brazil you can be noticed and still be safe.
Check Ronnie Biggs, Cesare Battisti as examples.

Had Mr Madoff asked for my advice, he would live in Brazil like a king, in total safety. Not that I think that he should not be in jail. But Brazil is very very friendly to criminals.

Knocking up a Brazilian chick is one of the easiest and safest ways. More details upon request.

Another option would be to hide somewhere in Brazil, but that is less safe. Also don't offend any communist nation. Cuban boxers recently returned "voluntarily" to Cuba.

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Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
2) is it a nice place to live? what's crime like, general day to day life?

crime is a problem but if you behave wisely you can get by

certainly a nice place to live
Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
3) if you were to go there on "vacation" and just not go home .. would that be noticed

probably would get noticed at some time. But, as I said, if you get yourself a Brazilian kid then you can fix up things. You also might be able to swindle yourself into the Visa amnesty program that officially expired in February 2009

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Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
4) what would your income need to be in US dollars to live comfortably in brazil (assuming you've just up and fucked off from another country)

Not as cheap as in Asia. Minimum wage 250 dollars, up from 30 dollars in 1990.

Decent simple living probably requires 1000 dollars. Very simple 500 dollars. Good living 2000 and up. in the boonies you get by cheaper

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Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
5) if you did just go there, and stayed there .. how easy would it be to get out from time to time ?

if you are legalized, you can get out, of course.
Now if interpol searches you, then you better stay put.

uk.reuters.com/article/idUKN0441683820080704
Prince Albert of Monaco approved a court decision to extradite Salvatore Cacciola, who was sentenced by a Brazilian court in 2005 to 13 years in prison on charges of embezzlement, the ministry said in a statement.

Cacciola had fled to Italy in 2000, from where he could not be extradited because he is also an Italian citizen. He was arrested in September of last year by Interpol agents in Monaco. Monaco's extradition decision can no longer be appealed, the ministry said.

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Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
6) do epassporte cards work in brazil?

they should work. paypal cards do. All Visa, Master card etc can pull out 500 dollars from an ATM machine per day

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 13526991)
Please advise.
:helpme


fatfoo 09-06-2009 05:41 AM

Hey, there is a BrazilFest in Toronto, Canada today at Earlsgate Park. Anyone from Toronto? You can find out more about Brazil there.

pornocruto 09-06-2009 07:01 AM

curiousdog, stop bumping old threads you tool.....


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