Official post for bad news
 

Lets keep track of bad news events here. Add to the list.

Today...

1. New Visa policy.

2. House OKs bill to bar credit card use on gambling sites.

3. Cable companies are gearing up to change pricing of broadband to pay per use.

4. AaronM's mobile was repossessed.

I think Boneprone has crabs.

I got one of those ball zits. It hurts.

Let's not forget Hurricane Lili... definitely bad news! :(

gfy is going to start charging a membership fee

Anything that kills people in the south is a good thing.

I have to change the cat's litter.

If you think it hurts just having it, try popping that mutha......Now that hurts:1orglaugh

4. I just farted and it smells really bad!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh werd

i think theking and i are complete opposites on how we're taking all this news.

except about AaronM. i dunno if it's even true, but it sucks to have your home repo'd if so.

$750 up front and $350 every year there after

Don't forget: Sun explodes in six years!

I know what u mean, last time I has to cut off my scrotum, put it in the microwave for 2-3 mins. The zit died, then I had to use my grandma's sewing machine to put everything back together (then get rid of grandma's body because she was dead when I came to visit her)

I got one of those lil fuckers too. Dont squeeze it. It hurts

Its a bitch, I manage a couple good ones a year.

The ones I really cant stand, are the ones that sit in no mans land, the strip between your balls and your anus. The "taint", or "bonch" as some have referred to it. Now THOSE fuckers hurt. Not too mention how hard they are to pop when you got one leg on the sink and a mirror between your legs trying to work with a needle. Motherfucker.

Yeah, but once they do pop, they are so much fun.

fire ants attacking nursing homes and alligators eating people.

i really didnt need that mental image today.

Oh cmon, with the way you trim that bush, you are bound to get some wicked ingrown hairs down there.

BradShaw was unbanned. Ok, so its old news, but it's still bad.

I agree with you Sly.:thumbsup

I just had ACL reconstruction yesterday and Im in dire pain

Yeah ball zits are no fun..

ACL? Care to expand?

ACL Reconstruction=Anterior Cruciate Ligament. Knee ligament reconstruction. A three inch incision just below the knee cap, then a 5 inch long, 1 inch wide piece of your patella tendon is sliced off like cheese, then they drill through your femor straight down though your tibia/fibia (whatever) pass the strip of tendon through the hole and screw it in at each end. Heaps of fun. The drugs are good though. I've been clean for months, with these pain killers, I finally feel normal again

Ouch!

Yeah but the Narcotics rule. Ive got a hot Swedish nurse staying with me too. Things could be worse. :thumbsup

The Doc prescribed a BJ every 4 hours to manage the pain

5. i'm back

:1orglaugh

I just took a dump in my pants

Yep, real bad news for Slim, you sacred the shit out of him:1orglaugh

Keep posting the bad news here.

shawcutie doesnt feel very good today :Oh crap :Oh crap

There is no Santa Claus.....


www.publicnuditycontent.com
www.dreamgirlscash.com

I'm sick too shawcutie. Totally sucks.

Some good news though...My new air pop popcorn popper works GREAT!!! Yum!

no blowjob in 13 days

i'm so depressed i registered with GFY just so I could post that in this thread.

Say ahhh:helpme

I'm sick as well

also, it's bowling night and we're bowling against the fucking Christian team...they don't smoke or swear..and they drink fucking soda water while bowling.....fucking christ I hate that...I accidently subbed on a Christian league once...no side pots, no beer, no cursing and a bunch of motherfuckers screaming "Jesus saves" every time they got a strike........and I swear if one of those God fuckers yells "shucks" after getting a split of gutterball, I'm going to punch them in the fucking head.............

We're all going to die.

The fucking Rams are fucking 0-4.

And then there was this other time.......


At Band Camp!:)

It hurts when I pee...

( it doesn't really, but I always like to throw that in when I am complaining )

And then there was this other time.....

In Band Camp. :)