Big_D Journal Entry - The Greatest City Ever - FUCKING VEGAS BEOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!
 

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ATTN BEOTCHES: If you are reading this and decide to scroll down and have a read, be wary, there is a fat fucker in vegas willing to bang your snatch and laugh at you on GFY!!!!!

Secondly, I recently had a buddy make the drive down from LA to experience a Big_D weekend and this fucker got more than he bargained for.....

With that being said it's me bitches. Big mothafuckin D and all I have is a story to tell because I've been holding back for a few weeks and I can't hold it back anymore.

2 weeks ago an un-named party in the adult biz "cough" showed up in Las Vegas and crashed at the pad. It was all of about 4 hours that passed by (aka a six pack each) and we were off to the Palms. Well the Palms SUX MOTHAFUCKIN BALLS when AVN isnt there, so with that being said we will continue.....

The night went on and got wild, Jager Bombs and Carbombs being passed out freely everywhere and before ya know it it was "Tumbling Home" time and we headed that way. Well me and the un-named party decided to leave the casino and go towards the HARD ROCK (if you dont know cough "xbiz" cough). Well it didnt last long as we were both uber shitfaced and headed tot he pad

Yep we got here and made a call went to a ashit bar in the middle of shit nowhere and then ran into a Marines wife (my ass rides in navy equipment) that was trying to fuck any piece of non stationed cock in the bar

She was my homie and I asked her for a ride, but god damn, if I wanted a ride that neat I would have went to an amusement park. I had to the jerk the wheel away from a semi................anyway..........adrenaline.... ........neat..........fuck.

We got home and ordered a hooker off of craigslist for a a good old fashioned buddy fuck, you know, those 30 minutes or less kind of bangs which included an over-the-fingercuff kind of high fives?

Yeah, then came time for the DP. This dumbshit hooker asked for the DP. So naturally I ask for the lube.....

NON EXISTANT

Bless that whores soul she went to the fridge and got out a pint of country cock and lubed her brown eye with butter.......


I'm sure you can think of the rest, but holy fucking shit A+ to the illegal russian hussie laying blow the USA illegal radar, she made me fucking cum...........

later fuckers im out.........

D

P. S. - usually i wouldnt post this shit...............but fuck it.....................

http://www.deeziemedia.com/funpics/Photo_100408_004.jpg

you forgot my favorite new quote of yours from this part of the story when you told it to me........."she needed a cock worse than a hen"

as for the rest, you gotta love craigslist :thumbsup

sigspot...hahaha

work it big d!

lover cash got some advertisement for sure..........

http://www.deeziemedia.com/funpics/Photo-0028.jpg

"It was all of about 4 hours that passed by (aka a six pack each) "
Slacker :glugglug

bareback bj! nice work

NOTICE: herbal amounts are not included in the description of this post.........

backin up the tatt niggy!@!@!@!!@@@@@!!!!!!

Oh my, I uhhh..

/me backs out of the thread quickly.

just for the record, the "other party" has this url............call that mofo out!!!!!!!!!!!

Metal \m/:firehair\m/

what is a beotches?

it's super drunken slang for bitches :drinkup

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Hahaha...I love the picture. Hell-r-ious!

funny pics!

Fucking sweeet!

Big D For President!!!

lol awesome

Quoted for the truth :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Big-D - Nice pics :D

my favorite part being my gut over the butt crack of the butter lubing hooker (O:

big d is so ugly,. poor hot girl

Hope you had a hate on. :D

you mean a hat? :winkwink:

You're a crazy fucker :1orglaugh

All the free and freaky pussy in Vegas and you had to hit up CL for a hooker?

Well look at him...:1orglaugh

hahahah good times!

hey...sometimes you gotta call a hooker.... sometimes you gotta scrape your bowl n smoke the resin... ain't nothing wrong with that!

free pussy calls the next day..... hookers leave you the fuck alone

Why the fuck would you give free pussy your phone number?

Don't get me wrong...I'm happy D got laid and all but here's what I don't get.....

He spent a night bar hopping in a city that is filled with drunk girls, most of which are on vacation from someplace else and have the saying "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" drummed into their heads. Then he pays for a less than attractive hooker, posts the pics, and talks as if he accomplished something special.

"The Greatest City Ever - FUCKING VEGAS BEOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!"

What exactly about this story makes Vegas any better than any other city with CL hookers?

I will admit the country crock thing is damn funny though.

Can't you tell. He dosen't get laid very often, he's just excited...stop spoiling it for him! :1orglaugh

donnie adamson is motherfucker he is creep and really have ugly face. in contarst the hooker has nice body and face. poor hooker . if i were her, i would cut his dick and spank until he cries

How are the rest of the tatts coming dude?

Be interested to know.

2c

You dont pay hookers to fuck, you pay them to leave after you fucked them.

Atleast with his stories on this board he has the proof.
unlike many other trolls who come here and talk shit.


I dont now why big_d has so many haters..

Hei Big D!!! what is up with your 3D sites?

Nice, sounds like you had a crazy time. :D

I Invented Country Crock Cock Lube.

The people fucked him and vanished if i remember rightly.

Dude you are a true classic!

how is your french bull dog? is it in the states with you now?

haha sounds like a awesome night

Haha you sound like a riot.

Nice bangin'...