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gfm777 10-31-2008 12:26 AM

Another reason not to vote Republican
 
Let us not forget this shining example of Republican priorities:

Remember that back in January of 2002 Bush's first Attorney General, that pile of dog diarrhea John Ashcroft, actually covered up with cloth a giant female statue in the Department of Justice because he was soooo offended that one of her breasts was naked. That statue had been in the building since the 30's! It remained covered for 3 1/2 years, nearly his entire term as Attorney General.

And how fitting that the statue's name is Spirit of Justice.

These are the kind of people that you porn lovin'/McCain supporters want to vote for!?

TampaToker 10-31-2008 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by gfm777 (Post 14981458)
Let us not forget this shining example of Republican priorities.

Remember that back in January of 2002 Bush's first Attorney General, that pile of dog diarrhea John Ashcroft, actually covered up with cloth a giant female statue in the Department of Justice because he was soooo offended that one of her breasts was naked. That statue had been in the building since the 30's! It remained covered for 3 1/2 years, nearly his entire term as Attorney General.

And how fitting that the statue's name is Spirit of Justice.

These are the kind of people that you porn lovin'/McCain supporters want to vote for!?

Were you get this from?

After Shock Media 10-31-2008 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 14981462)
Were you get this from?

Which part?

Ashcrofts boobie issues or saying mccain?

TampaToker 10-31-2008 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14981468)
Which part?

Ashcrofts boobie issues or saying mccain?

the boob issue

gfm777 10-31-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 14981462)
Were you get this from?

It was fairly big news back then, everyone was talking about it. Just do a google search and you'll find plenty of news articles about it.

After Shock Media 10-31-2008 12:35 AM

Damn toots, were ya trapped under an insole during those years?

TampaToker 10-31-2008 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by gfm777 (Post 14981480)
It was fairly big news back then, everyone was talking about it. Just do a google search and you'll find plenty of news articles about it.

yeah i found it along with a very long poem lol

ohn, John, John,
you've got your priorities all wrong.
While men fly airplanes into skyscrapers,
dive bomb the pentagon,
while they stick explosives into their shoes,
and then book a seat right next to us,
while they hide knives in their luggage,
steal kids on school buses,
take little girls from their beds at night
drive trucks into our state capital buildings,
while our president calls dangerous men all over the world
evildoers and devils,
while we live in the threat of biological warfare
nuclear destruction,
annihilation,
you are out buying yardage
to save Americans
from the appalling
alarming, abominable
aluminum alloy of evil,
that terrible ten foot tin tittie.
You might not be able to find Bin Laden
But you sure as hell found the hooter in the hall of justice.

It's not that we aren't grateful
But while we were begging the women of Afghanistan
to not cover up their faces,
you are begging your staff members to
just cover up that nipple,
to save the American people
from that monstrous metal mammary.
How can we ever thank you?

So, in your office every morning,
in your secret prayer meeting,
while an American woman is sexually assaulted every 6 seconds,
while anthrax floats around the post office,
and settles in the chest of senior citizens,
you've got another chest on your mind.
While American sons arrive home in body bags
and heat seeking missiles,
fly around a foreign country,
looking for any warm body,
you think of another body.
And you pray for the biggest bra in the world John,
because you see that breast on the spirit of justice
in the spirit of your
own inhibited sexuality.
And when we women see
our grandmothers, our mothers, our daughters, our granddaughters,
our sisters, ourselves,
when we women see that
statue the spirit of justice
we see the spirit of strength
the spirit of survival.
While every day
we view innocent bodies dragged out of rubble
and women and children laid out
like thin limp dolls
and baptized into death as collateral damage,
and the hollow eyed Afghani mother's milk has dried
up underneath her burka,
in famine, in shame,
and her children are dead at her breast.

While you look at that breast John,
that jug on the spirit of justice,
and deal with your thoughts of lust,
and sex, and nakedness,
we see it as a testimony motherhood,
And you see it as a tit.

It's not the money it cost.
It's the message you send.
We've got the right to live in freedom.
We got the right to cheat Americans out
of millions of dollars and then
just not want to tell congress about it.
We've got the right
to drop bombs night and day
on a small country that has no army,
no navy, no military at all,
because we've got the right to bear arms
but we just better not even think
about not the right to bare breasts.
So now John, you can be photographed
while you stand there and talk about
guns,and bombs, and poisons,
without the breast appearing over your right shoulder,
without that bodacious bosom bothering you,
and we just wanted to tell you,
in the spirit of justice,
in the spirit of truth,
John,
there is still one very big boob left standing there in that picture.

Claire Braz-Valentine

stickyfingerz 10-31-2008 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14981486)
Damn toots, were ya trapped under an insole during those years?

I've been confused about that half the day too lol. Reread the Nick vs the Avatar. lol

gfm777 10-31-2008 12:44 AM

Great poem :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 10-31-2008 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14981508)
I've been confused about that half the day too lol. Reread the Nick vs the Avatar. lol

Ah shit, that should be illegal.

I get to self own myself for just glancing. My brain was not understanding how who I intended could not know that, but still.

MovieMaster 10-31-2008 01:12 AM

Maybe he was brown bagging her ?


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