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FlexxAeon 11-17-2008 06:03 PM

Aff Programs: It's Time To Stop w/ The Money Stacks
 
Money stacks
Foreign cars
Huge houses
Sexy women hanging onto the computer geek

stop with that imagery. these days it's just a bold faced lie :2 cents:

...I'm looking at you, Cams Skin :error


Here's a true graphic. Show a bill with a "PAID" rubber stamp on it. That'll get me all hot.

MOxxx 11-17-2008 06:04 PM

you forgot jewelry and Iphones.

Barefootsies 11-17-2008 06:17 PM

cackle..

PersianKitty 11-17-2008 06:27 PM

Did I hear a cackle?

- Jesus Christ - 11-17-2008 06:28 PM

This is a poem. I call it...

"ODE TO GFY"

Mom brings my dinner to the basement. Again.
I eat, while starring at affiliate program graphics.
Never signing up.
Never logging in.

I gently weep and drift to sleep
clutching my pillow.

FlexxAeon 11-17-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 15069205)
This is a poem. I call it...

"ODE TO GFY"

Mom brings my dinner to the basement. Again.
I eat, while starring at affiliate program graphics.
Never signing up.
Never logging in.

I gently weep and drift to sleep
clutching my pillow.

:1orglaugh

WiredGuy 11-17-2008 07:24 PM

With the economy the way it is, its probably more realistic to show off food stamps.
WG

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-17-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15069532)
With the economy the way it is, its probably more realistic to show off food stamps.
WG

I approve of this message.

collegeboobies 11-17-2008 08:34 PM

i agree, a stack of webmaster checks would be better

scouser 11-17-2008 08:40 PM

could be worse, could be the stock images of people holding laptops or businessmen staring out of windows

Manowar 11-17-2008 08:44 PM

i wish i could get paid in stacks LOL

Yngwie 11-17-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15069532)
With the economy the way it is, its probably more realistic to show off food stamps.
WG

and bus passes lol

FlexxAeon 11-17-2008 09:07 PM

how does one draw a stack of chargebacks?

NaughtyRob 11-17-2008 09:42 PM

We just have some hot cartoon chicks.

Z 11-17-2008 11:18 PM

We're going for the stacks of cash, big house, foreign cars and other bling on our new program page.

Realistically, if somebody starts with our program and does what we tell them, they'll make $100k or more in their first year. That's not a guess, it's proven over and over in the last 18 months with more than 30 of our affiliates.

$100k as an annual salary isn't much to some of us, but it's a fuckton to a lot of people and those things are the picture that says 1000 words.

FlexxAeon 11-18-2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 15070676)
We're going for the stacks of cash, big house, foreign cars and other bling on our new program page.

Realistically, if somebody starts with our program and does what we tell them, they'll make $100k or more in their first year. That's not a guess, it's proven over and over in the last 18 months with more than 30 of our affiliates.

$100k as an annual salary isn't much to some of us, but it's a fuckton to a lot of people and those things are the picture that says 1000 words.

slingin' crack? cause it can't be porn

:disgust

seeandsee 11-18-2008 04:04 AM

we are not rich webmasters? :)

FlexxAeon 07-17-2009 03:50 PM

bumping this ancient thread because i still see that shit

seriously. it looks like a bad master p album cover

and your program name doesn't need the words cash, money, stacks, dollars, pesos, schillings, or any other currency derivative (moolah is okay though... i don't see moolah enough!)

lets get professional here....


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