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BradM 11-20-2008 02:05 PM

I weight 220lbs, sort of stalky.. what kind of clothes would look good?
 
I want to dress nice. What kind of shit would look good on me given I have some small love handles

Socks 11-20-2008 02:06 PM

http://www.katoey-blog.com/43aa9000.jpg

BlackCrayon 11-20-2008 02:24 PM

http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles...er-Simpson.gif

just kiddin

not sure what kind of response you expect with this. all depends on your style, more or less.

Agent 488 11-20-2008 02:25 PM

http://www.razorapple.com/wp-content...oodie-mask.jpg

candyflip 11-20-2008 02:30 PM

Stocky or Stalky?

BOSS1 11-20-2008 02:37 PM

suite is your best bet buddy

Sarah_Jayne 11-20-2008 02:38 PM

no matter what 'they' say it isn't baggy jeans that are nearly falling off your ass

JamesK 11-20-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15083280)

wow that's pretty useful :thumbsup

NE1469 11-20-2008 02:41 PM

Age? my personal favorite is the ninja look

EscortBiz 11-20-2008 02:44 PM

some tips

anything with wording on it or design will make you look bigger so avoid that

Try darker colors vs lighter colors

dont wear tight stuff around the waist, idel is to find something that might be slightly fitted on top then lose on bottom

these are just some tips

gornyhuy 11-20-2008 02:46 PM

You could wear workout clothes.
Then to make sure you don't look out of place, you could go to the gym.
Then, so you don't waste time and money on a gym membership, you could workout.

marketsmart 11-20-2008 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 15083329)
suite is your best bet buddy


he should wear a hotel room? or stay in one?

PurrrsianPussyKat 11-20-2008 02:48 PM

Not happy with your old wardrobe anymore? :winkwink:

http://www.abc15.com/media/news/2/1/...35ad/Story.jpg

Daddy Big Nuts 11-20-2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15083280)

That is some funny shit!

BradM 11-20-2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15083362)
some tips

anything with wording on it or design will make you look bigger so avoid that

Try darker colors vs lighter colors

dont wear tight stuff around the waist, idel is to find something that might be slightly fitted on top then lose on bottom

these are just some tips

Good tips

czarina 11-20-2008 04:05 PM

dark colored suits, with same color pants and jackets. That will elongate your figure and make you look not only taller but also leaner.
Stay away from jewelry (no bling bling at all, sorry!) as it lends to the pimp look, which is associated with chubby guys. No hats either, unless it's a golf style cap, which is associated with rich golf players and boaters, therefore, classy, tall, handsome. Not kidding, it's a real association.

WarChild 11-20-2008 04:18 PM

Gym clothes.

Get on it, chubs. :)

FreeHugeMovies 11-20-2008 04:25 PM

The gym?

BradM 11-20-2008 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15083761)
Gym clothes.

Get on it, chubs. :)

im not fat tho, thats the thing

mynameisjim 11-20-2008 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15083280)

That is definitely "stalky" :1orglaugh

Jim_Gunn 11-20-2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15083275)
http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles...er-Simpson.gif

just kiddin

not sure what kind of response you expect with this. all depends on your style, more or less.

That Homer mu mu episode was hysterical.

lazycash 11-20-2008 04:50 PM

220? Weren't you down to 180 lbs at one point when you were really dieting? Looks like all those home cooked meals after marriage helped pack on a few.

NinjaSteve 11-20-2008 04:53 PM

My vote goes for a hoodie + shorts. DO IT!

donkevlar 11-20-2008 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina (Post 15083704)
dark colored suits, with same color pants and jackets. That will elongate your figure and make you look not only taller but also leaner.
Stay away from jewelry (no bling bling at all, sorry!) as it lends to the pimp look, which is associated with chubby guys. No hats either, unless it's a golf style cap, which is associated with rich golf players and boaters, therefore, classy, tall, handsome. Not kidding, it's a real association.

What if it's a gentleman's top hat?

Persius 11-20-2008 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 15083948)
220? Weren't you down to 180 lbs at one point when you were really dieting? Looks like all those home cooked meals after marriage helped pack on a few.

I agree, i think your wife should help with your diet and get you down brad...that should be your new years resolution.

But while ur doing that i'd suggest DARK colors like someone suggested.. Maybe a Jacket (leather?) throw a hoodie under. or a dress shirt (Dark maybe black) then some type of dark demin/pants.. those layers will blend out the weight.

webgurl 11-20-2008 05:32 PM

I havent seen u in like 3-4 yrs post a pic what u look like these days ;)

Quagmire 11-20-2008 05:32 PM

http://www.iwoulddothatsortathing.co...ife_beater.jpg
You're married, what do you give a shit what you look like for anymore?

donkevlar 11-20-2008 05:35 PM

Lets decide in the form of a photoshop contest

HorseShit 11-20-2008 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15084086)
http://www.iwoulddothatsortathing.co...ife_beater.jpg
You're married, what do you give a shit what you look like for anymore?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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