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TuffCall 11-24-2008 12:17 PM

Joke of the Day
 
A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wif e says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
Together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked
As a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples
Are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee
And the other is in your oatmeal

Randy West 11-24-2008 12:18 PM

Older than me, but still funny as hell!

tranza 11-25-2008 08:01 AM

That's old!

emac 11-25-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy West (Post 15098848)
Older than me, but still funny as hell!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dame 11-25-2008 09:10 AM

First time i have seen it and it was pretty good

czarina 11-25-2008 09:16 AM

heard it before, but thanks for putting a smile on my face :)

NickB. 11-25-2008 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuffCall (Post 15098841)
A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wif e says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
Together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked
As a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples
Are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee
And the other is in your oatmeal

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

andy83 11-25-2008 11:18 AM

hahaha, heard that before but still brought a chuckle.. thanks ;)

Marky333 11-25-2008 11:36 AM

poor granny, but it's a very funny joke

Violetta 11-25-2008 01:54 PM

lol... havent heard it before!

Firehorse 11-25-2008 03:41 PM

An oldie but still got me laughing! :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 11-25-2008 03:42 PM

Heh heh heh...


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