This email I just got takes the cake!! look & help me with a good reply.
 

Hi,

I tried to join your site and found that CCBill will not take any of my credit cards because I'm based in Latin America. The thing is I'm constantly using my credit cards online for several purposes, I travel a lot because of my job so I have to book flights and hotels, I buy stuff on Amazon, I have premium memberships on Rapidshare and Megaupload and what I don't charge directly on my credit card I pay it through Paypal. They're not checking my credit history or anything, they acknowledged to me that they just don't want to take payments from my region and that's it.

I'm just a guy that makes a few thousand dollars a month, has a crystal clear credit history and is interested in your content, do you think there could be any way to purchase a membership bypassing those CCBill dimwits?

Thank you,
Francisco

At least he wants to pay a membership fee before he uploads your members area to megaupload

I'd just ignore it, but that's me. Obvious as to why.

Estimado Francisco,

No hablo ingles.

I'd give him a lifetime pass so he doesn't feel the need to upload it.

well on the positive youve got content that isnt on the tube sites that people are willing to pay for so a++ on that.

fuck lol tell him to buy you a 50 dollar amazon gift card, give it away as a stocking stuffer and give him a lifetime membership?

yeah the amazon gift card sounds nice :)
dunno about a life time membership though

also you might try getting a secondary processer too take care of your declines

RESPONSE :

Dear Sir,

Because you are a content theif who thinks nobody knows it except you, your
credit card has been flagged.

You have become part of the internet under class that will spend the rest of
their online life gettig fucked over when they actually want to buy something.

Please enjoy the porn you uploaded to illegal tube sites because it's all you'll
ever get from this point forward.

:1orglaugh