Why are people such douchebags while waiting in line?
 

So i order some shit at best buy and use "Instore Pickup"

Ok cool....

So I fix my hair , put on a sexy outfit and head out...


So i arrive and head towards customer service area (they do the shit at ths section)

So line is long (like my cock) and as always there is one poor guy behind the counter who has to deal with all these douchebags...

So this cunt next to me starts her whining n shit , I smile and try to ignore (she was old and wasnt worth opening up a set with her) so bla bla bla....she keeps on babbling..

Now this poor guy making prob 7 ..hr or whatevr behind the counter has to feel the heat from cunts like the one next to me..

So i finally turn to the cunt and say along the lines of "Listen it is not the guys fault so would you mind if you stopped complaining cause you are annpying myself and others on this line"

She keeps on whiing after telling me "I have no right to tell her to be quiet and so on.."

They should make it a law to be able to bitch slap people ike this.

Thank you have a nice day thats my story of the day

im beautfil and cant spell

People get like that at X-Mass time.


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I donno what you're talking about people are douchebags in general

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oh also when i got up in line , the guy gave me $20 off my order for the wait lolll

i told him not to give discount to the bitch after me...

poor guy was nice also

that is the longest thread (word wise) i have made in 5 years btw , wow

everybody needs to pop 3 xanax during the holidays so they can be calm n cooll

Thanks for saying what I was just thinking.

Btw I'm now lobbying for a new bitch-slap law.

I second the bitch-slap law proposal

backhanded bitchslap should be put into law or at least a open fisted one.

i think i have carpal tunnel now from writing this thread

Yep, cut the customer service dude some slack.. not his fault the store won't hire more help

I never understand why people yell at a particular employee when the problem was obviously not caused by them.

Exactly my point , some people are just bitter angry fucks n such

Hey you got a bigger set than most to even tell her to stop whining. Most would just roll there eyes and huff and puff. I usually go for the evil stare, it works most of the time.

Depends on if they solve the problem or not.

I was almost thrown our of Best Buy last year. They fucked up and wouldn't fix it. I ended up taking the issue to another store and they replaced the item right away.

Sometimes the douche bags are behind the counter as well. :2 cents:

get flashlight for long lines

Europeans Billing Europe!
 

Unfortunately because they are on the front lines, they bear the brunt of the assault :thumbsup they're the ones they sacrifice to our displeasure...

US society is now so conditioned to expecting instant gratification we collectively don't want to wait for anything...imagine being on any other continent and telling them you want more service personnel or more lines opened because you don't want to wait so long...

I'm proposing the new bitchslap law be called "the Juicy ammendment"

and will include a claus about store managers who don't hire enough staff who also need one.

you had the same right to tell her to STFU as she did to sit there and annoy the fuck of you all....

Good Work Juicy!

Me and my daughter call it the "me me me syndrome"... it's everywhere you go. Makes me sick. I tend to speak up alot more as the years go by. I don't get people anymore. This is why I moved out into the fucking woods and did all my shopping online.

True in that case I call that reverse douchebagery , meaning the douche is the employee of the place

I said it as politely as p[ossible , i really would have loved to curse her out but then who knows what would have happened

I'd totally be getting bitch slapped. I hate waiting in line...

"So line is long (like my cock)

Nice ....by the way...

I see that stuff all the time. It's even worse when it's the manager of the place standing there treating his/her employees like shit in front of a line of people. I always say something in those cases.

juicy u need to have an HBO comedy special, u are fucking hilarious

it's that magical time of year

Next time call her "ma'am" before you tell her off.

Women hate that.

Did you have a smoke?

December has a way of bringing out the inner asshole in all of us. It's really amazing to see ordinarily nice easygoing people magically turn into rude impatient fucks when Christmas is near.

"Nice ....by the way..."

you need to look scary man..knowone is gonna ever back away from you..

Yeah....guess I should've worded that one differently ....

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That actually happened when I was shopping last week. I talked shit about the manager for a minute with my friend and the counter laughed :)

Lol you should have pinched her ass ..that would have shut her up

and in jail..:upsidedow

I usually encounter the impatient ones at the grocery store. I don't mind a well deserved eyeroll, but keep your huffpuffery to yourself. I hate hearing people give the exagerrated sigh. Most of the time, the line holder upper has the decency to apologize, but those rare times when they don't....or if they give crap to the cashier....they get a devastating smart ass comment from me.....delivered with a sarcastic smile or confrontational evil eye.

This one time, an obvious gay guy was berating the cashier about how long he had to wait and he looked at me as if I would join in his bitchfest......instead I looked at him and asked "Do you suck your Daddy's dick with that mouth?"

his jaw dropped....and he was rendered speechless....the cashier grinned, the others in line snickered....and he walked away offended. I hope I ruined his entire day.

at least it would have either shut her up or caused the lady to bash Juicy over the head with her handbag calling him an old perv :winkwink:

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yup lollll

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh We need to go shopping togehter!!!

Yea it's real strange, something in the water in December or what?



:Oh crap

You need to have someone follow you around all day every day with a vidcam



because


that's gold Jerry...


http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/bania.jpg


...GOLD.

Agreed 100% :thumbsup

means: he was second in line :helpme

i forgot to mention i was the hottest person waiting in line

you americans are very hostile