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urbanpimp 01-03-2009 08:56 AM

Spam Me With Vacation Ideas
 
So, here's the deal...
I have "issues" when it comes to traveling.
I have food allergies. I cannot eat sea food or fish
I also refuse to eat pork.
It has to be a warm/hot climate.
I am not that big a fan of sitting on the beach for hours on end.
I need a high speed internet connection AND it has to be on my laptop, not the hotel's computer.
I will be traveling alone.
Low cost whores would be nice ( none of this $300/hour plus options crap).
I hold a Canadian passport.

Machete_ 01-03-2009 08:58 AM

I sale short cheap single muslim?

TisMe 01-03-2009 08:58 AM

If low cost sig whores will do then you've come to the right place :)

Smut 01-03-2009 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urbanpimp (Post 15276662)
So, here's the deal...
I have "issues" when it comes to traveling.
I have food allergies. I cannot eat sea food or fish
I also refuse to eat pork.
It has to be a warm/hot climate.
I am not that big a fan of sitting on the beach for hours on end.
I need a high speed internet connection AND it has to be on my laptop, not the hotel's computer.
I will be traveling alone.
Low cost whores would be nice ( none of this $300/hour plus options crap).
I hold a Canadian passport.

Wow, you sound really fucking stupid and need medical attention!
Here's a vacation idea:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=879231

Smut 01-03-2009 09:08 AM

I mean, really... Does anyone here actually give a flying fuck about how screwed up and chemically imbalanced you are? You're on a fucking webmaster forum called "Go Fuck Yourself" asking people to be coddle you in your A.D.D. decision making process because you can't seem to function on your own.

Fuck the fuck off.

CherryV 01-03-2009 09:40 AM

If you looking for a something that could be right up your alley go to Dominican Republic.

From Canada its a quick and cheap flight. Peso to Dollar is about 30-1.

Beer costs like 1-2 bucks.

On the North Coast:
Sports - Surfing, Kiteboarding, Windsurfing, White Water rafting
Other - Cheap Drugs, Cheap Hookers
Food - International


On the South/East Coast:
Sports - Epic Diving, windsurfing, deep sea fishing, Sailing
Other - Still cheap drugs and hookers just not as in your face as North
Food - International

I live here on the south so if you have any questions drop me a line.

~Ray 01-03-2009 09:49 AM

go to the clinic :2 cents:

Exsillio 01-03-2009 10:10 AM

Argentina! :)

MandyBlake 01-03-2009 10:28 AM

i was originally going to say to go hunting for trilobytes in utah.
that list kinda fucked that up for me tho.
i gots nothing.

skrinkladoo 01-03-2009 10:38 AM

Try Miami.

goldflower 01-03-2009 12:40 PM

Catch me , I will do reservation great vacation in my country (POLAND) :thumbsup
That will be your best vacation in you life :thumbsup

gideongallery 01-03-2009 03:38 PM

the best vacation i ever had was here


good food, and super hot girl sucked my cock whenever i wanted.

i don't drink but the all inclusive nature means you can eat and drink as much as you want.

Cash 01-03-2009 04:33 PM

The best place to visit right now is Gaza City, try one of their spa centers, or a shopping mall from a skyscraper, or a restaurant downtown while you watch the birds singing in the trees ...

Z 01-03-2009 04:34 PM

Panama mang...good medical care, cheap hookers and great Internet.

urbanpimp 01-04-2009 03:26 PM

bump..........


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