Never Assume That Men Understand!
 

Never Assume That Men Understand!

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma. The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.' NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND

Thats awesome. Plus eating a coma pussy might be a little ... unfresh?

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Hehehe! :1orglaugh

Oldie but goodie!

Reminds me of this one:

Husband and wife get into an arguement and are not speaking to each other. The husband is leaving for a business trip in the morning and needs his wife to make sure he is up for it. He decides rather than caving first and asking her he will leave her a note reading "Please make sure I am up by 7am to catch my flight" Feeling pretty clever he goes to bed.
Next morning the man wakes up in a panic and notices its way past 7am and he is sure to miss his flight. On the nightstand there is a note from his wife that reads
"WAKE UP! Its 7am."